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peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
fonderblonder: This is Lavy Hoot Hoot, you can heat them up in the microwave so they smell like lavender and they cuddle with me during panic attacks
babygirlmooey: punkins-posts: cutiesforcuties:Huggable Heated Animals: I have a monkey, stuffed with lavender and when I heat him he comforts me so much! Here are several stuffies, all able to be heated in the microwave and with the scent of lavender.
veganhealing: Just invested in this adorable, microwavable polar bear for when I’m having tummy troubles. Thank you #ihaveabadtummy for the idea! :D
milkhoney: hello kitty slow cooker, microwave, coffee maker ♡
animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i
fuckingrecipes: djinnanddragons: by-arde: sO i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT AND FOR WHATEVER REASON I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR AND
improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right? this language is
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
spitecho: k-lionheart: allonsyohanna: jaclcfrost: u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure the fridge: there and back again The microwave: the
transientrandom: onoh • no more microwave dinners
ū Spanish meals > ฤ Applebees microwave meals
Well I finally got to use my ugly red Limp Bizkit pants from God knows when to paint my bedroom today with Brendan. My fake Mom is getting me a couch and microwave and my Dad is being the man and moving all my furniture on Sunday. I think I’ll feel
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
@lilceejy microwave safe! 👍 (Taken with instagram)
h8rr: microwave: 3 minutes conventional oven: 45 minutes
dirtyymindofagoodgirll: clarknokent: Nigga Havin a vision on how his momma gonna whoop that ass for wastin food. Yooo, I did this one time and almost blow up the microwave when I was like 14. The noodles came out black as tar.
instagrandrna: “ leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating ”
wendys: Nuking bacon in a microwave isn’t keeping it real. It’s keeping it wrong.#BecauseBaconator
borncranky: ok but why does this look like it was screenshot with a microwave
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
fan-spocking-tastic:smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that upbreaking news: parents have seen this
nessamiibo: asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and
molotov-cocktease: gluten-free-pussy: lucifers-ass-cheek: this thread absolutely killed me I cried while I was lying in my bed because I couldn’t find my seatbelt Flipped the lightswitch off to stop the microwave
youlovetoseeit:microwaves really do be like that
thenamelesscorpse2185: panicatthe21falloutromance: fandompariah: note-a-bear: For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the arm of an order picker.
just-shower-thoughts: Someone needs to invent a microwave which scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it’s supposed to be cooked
perpetually-c0nfused: fueled-by-nightcore: computationalcalculator: loloftheday: My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without
tinderventure: Microwave..
hipster-selfies: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING
oatsnjen: Things that make me happy: Microwaving my cinnamon roll quest bar and putting it on my egg white oats ✌🏻️
manicpixiescreamnewt:sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
peterpayne: Lots of great bento + kitchen items on the site, incl. that handy microwave rice cookerCLICK TO SEE: http://jbox.com/category/819
cute-cosplay-babe: [Self] For a show about microwave time travel machines, they sure do spend a lot of time in the park! ~ Makise Kurisu cosplay by Megumi Koneko
![cute-cosplay-babe: [Self] For a show about microwave time travel machines, they sure do spend a lot of time in the park! ~ Makise Kurisu cosplay by Megumi Koneko](https://64.media.tumblr.com/801a51b18d5bac02ebf13e1d3bc4f3c2/tumblr_pkk96gFjXE1xgklafo1_250.jpg)