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planetofjunk: askdirkstrider: It’s a good thing he forgot to press the button to start the microwave. I had to track down this comic after seeing it posted on /mspa/. It’s just great.
setheverman: me going to bed at 4 pm and waking up at 2 am to have some microwave pizza for breakfast: being a living human adult is great
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
chantosakura: rotking: lisa-lisa-sensei: rotking: boom click the sound of my dick when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there
nessamiibo: asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???”
the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
hello-kitty: Today is National Microwave Oven Day!
borncranky: ok but why does this look like it was screenshot with a microwave
i was also so high last night, i put a slice of pizza in the oven to heat up cuz i hate microwaved pizza. but it backfired cuz the paq was coma paq and i fell asleep within like five minutes and thirty minutes later the smoke alarm in my house goes off
gvnkin: hood ass microwave
bookstorebitch: Microwave Popcorn & Homoerotica
phontes: when the microwave door just won’t close
booeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and
humanoidhistory: “When most people think of science literacy, they think, ‘Can you recite how the internal combustion engine in the car works? Do you know how your microwave oven works?’ Knowing how things work is important, but I think that’s
the-goddamazon: manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic This is exactly what future humans will think when we’ve died out and only a few remain.
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
mikerugnetta: pleatedjeans: An Ode to the Fennec Fox (18 Pics) For some reason, in my mind, the sound this animal makes is *beep!*. Sort of like if the sound your microwave made was adorable… and came out of a fuzzy fox thingy. *beep!*
vegan-yums: Healthy Single-Serving Chocolate Peanut Butter Microwave Cake (sugar free, gluten free, high fiber, high protein, eggless and vegan) / Recipe
i do not understand people who do not love brussel sprouts. even frozen and microwaves, so good and they have a kinda sweet undertaste
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
seriously, i never know what to make for any of my meals. just threw together a tortilla with hummus, mozzarella, and veggies because i could smell my stepdad’s microwave pizza
thetechnicolorofthemoment: improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’,
mugglebornheadcanon: 998. Muggleborn students in every house sooner or later cave and chip in to buy a fridge and a microwave for their respective common rooms.
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
whatreference: Here’s a collection of great links/websites to visit when you’re feeling down. I love you, and my ask is always open. All links open in new windows. a microwave brownie in a mug recipe cookie in a mug recipe cut something - not yourself
SNACKS YOU CAN MAKE USING A MICROWAVE
xnickwylde: Nick and Judy cuddling Based off this well of course, he wants it warm and doesn’t have a microwave!(sorry, not sorry)
phlogistonsglow: just-shower-thoughts: Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself. i really hope
sanfran-dork: ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as
Been on a feedee hit this week. Seriously just want to be stuffed and pleasured. Rather hungry tonight but it’s so late that I don’t want to really cook. Maybe just make something quick in the microwave. Idk. But probably should have some
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
howtolivefatandhappy: jhenne-bean: amykittee: watchthelightfade: chunkpump: gaypriori: I lost it at “2 bread” 1 gallon of regular chocolate 18 minutes of flour 5 plates of salt the 5 lettuce salad microwaved for four minutes tho No
onceyougobro: samurai-friendo: onceyougobro: samurai-friendo: WE WERE COOKING BACON IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS AND THE FUCKIN PLATE EXPLODED But is the bacon safe? yeah the bacon’s ok Oh thank god. I was worried there for a minute.
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right? this language is
thats-slightly-raven: I microwaved an apple to see what would happen but nothing happend and now I just have a really warm apple I don’t know what I was expecting
nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor: ganzee: takagifujimaru: ATTENTION DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE THEY ARE FLAMMABLE WHY DID YOU ANYWAY science
gofitpink: Seriously how did I survive without this book? These tips honestly blow my mind O.O For example… 58.Quick and easy corn on the cob. The simplest way to cook perfect corn on the cob is to toss an ear into the microwave for three minutes.
gettingahealthybody: Chop apples Microwave for a few minutes Add honey and cinnamon Easy peasy, healthy snack.
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
southpauz: True story. When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie. I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was
theglasschild: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous
hocus-pocus-charlie-brown: dil-howlters-microwave: leader-of-standing-purgatorians: dean-thehotassbutt: leader-of-standing-purgatorians: dean-thehotassbutt: Every. Single. Person. That reblogs this will get a corny Halloween joke in their ask box.
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen
kiwipally: notallwhowanderlust:ohemgeeitserica: whofan26: jimmij93:Life Hacks For Tumblr!Microwave Snack Life HacksLife Hacks Only College Students Could Come Up WithLife Hacks For Soothing A Sore ThroatEssential Life Hacks For Your CarLife Hacks That
comin4dabooty: When McDonald’s fucks up ur order and u dont realize till u get home When you see your crush flirting with someone else When u heat up ur food in the microwave and its still cold
instagrandrna: “ leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating ”
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
jetlifelidz: ohsobreezyjane: hypnotixxxx:husssel:*crying* on life where can I can find Flavor of Love uncensored? 💀💀💀 This bitch put a whole chicken in the microwave ! lmaooo I miss this show This is a moment in history guys, bask in
lookwhatsinmypanties: mainlyusedforwalking: And the winner of the Patreon request lottery: Crotchless panties.It’s hard to express how hot it is in my flat fight now. You know when you microwave jam and burn your mouth? I feel that would be a light
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
pr1nceshawn: Microwave Cooking Is Much Harder Than People Realize.
simsgonewrong: He went swimming, then swam all over the house, then suddenly drowned on the second floor after eating a microwave dinner.
notacentaur: I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
like-microwave-pizza: #this is still one of my favorite things #and it caught tony’s face right where i loved it #slightly caught off guard that cap is willing to go against him#he’s used to how it was during iron man 2 #he felt like one of
kingofthecastiel: liisakee: thirdtimecharmed: Daily reminder that Dean Winchester microwaved a fairy. #if you haven’t watched this show then think about your life choices
