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femaleledworld: While waiting for the microwave to finish, she might as well put her slave to some good use! Crawling at her feet while she gets some actual work done.
yumizoomi: fy0ra: iamtheveerus: damnitguetta: tommy-fuckin-tea: babyminaj: manwithpenis: cell phone microwave must be a virgin mobile.. im sorry sir, your phone has sprouted a demon. that’s not covered by your insurance policy. shit OMG.
suarts: Student living got you down? Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks! Snacks? HELLO DINNER
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Pro ramen tip: When taking home leftovers, acquire two separate containers. One is for the n00dz, the other, for that savory broth. This is so that the n00dz do not become soggy whilst bathing in said broth, waiting to be consumed by you. Only microwave
home-kink: Nothing too interesting today, just a photo of our microwave’s door… Nevermind…=}
mainlyusedforwalking: And the winner of the Patreon request lottery: Crotchless panties. It’s hard to express how hot it is in my flat fight now. You know when you microwave jam and burn your mouth? I feel that would be a light refreshing treat.
computationalcalculator: loloftheday: My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more
hornygordon: this is one of my favorite keeks of all time because calum is just sO DRUNK AND HE GENUINELY BELIEVES THATS HIS MICROWAVE AND GETS SO OFFENDED WHEN ASHTON AND LUKE TELL HIM OTHERWISE
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wife666: bundyspooks: A leopard seal stalking penguins from beneath the ice. my food’s vision of me waiting outside the microwave
kris-so-fresh: sharkchunks: japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. You create a nebula. You become a god. Looks like cotton candy
Last year when I used to be Richie Rich from Filthy Rich & Catflap. More Wilde than Wilde!
jess-i-cunt: g0ldiej0nes: werewolfie-chan24: rainbowbandaid: ninjaadmin: sexuelle-frustration: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE
gurillaboythamane: mzcaramelcakes: Check me out @mzcaramelcakez & @twerkrookie on IG. SEXY BAD BITCH
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
lazycheskie: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS
kittenmichael: Give me back my microwave Calum
towritelesbiansonherarms: manwithpenis: cell phone microwave WHAT THE HOLY FUCK>!>>!!>!>!>!!!!!!?
toptumbles:Microwave Destruction - DON’T try this at home
allisonilene: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. I wonder if this ever happens to Hannah when she’s cooking sounds like you’re microwaving a baby mouse
like-microwave-pizza: nakedrubycried: Sherlock Holmes has an Iron Man lunchbox. he’s gonna kill me this man is going to be the death of me of course. of fucking course.
japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
For the last time, I don’t know how to fix your microwave. Put your clothes back on. Or don’t. Whatever.
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic Puts me in the mind of Monster Rancher.
I find this oddly sad and happy at once.
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Fudge (in a microwave)
wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT
angrynicaraguan: chaiteanights:supertrout95: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! I WANT THIS. ALL OF THIS They have the hole puncher one already. But these are great. MICROWAVE MUTE BUTTONTHAT OPENS A WHOLE NEW
kristinaqm: spiderman-is-real: angrynicaraguan: chaiteanights:supertrout95: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! I WANT THIS. ALL OF THIS They have the hole puncher one already. But these are great. MICROWAVE MUTE
waterbender: “Do you ever look in the mirror and think, what wattage is my microwave?” I would take him to bed anytime!!! -_- <3
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
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foodffs: BEST EVER 5 MINUTE MICROWAVE HUMMUS Really nice recipes. Every hour.
all-the-ships-are-sailing: cynthiatucker: youshallkneel: thebrinkofselfdestruction: punk-princess-93: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like
A woman’s place may be in the kitchen, but this is could be a close second. I’d happily live on microwave food if I could get one of these in the toilet.
misha-has-a-mangina: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT I used to have that phone
science-junkie: Ultracold Big Bang experiment successfully simulates evolution of early universe Physicists have reproduced a pattern resembling the cosmic microwave background radiation in a laboratory simulation of the Big Bang, using ultracold cesium
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manuxinhace: The scene in the 2000 film Miss Congeniality with Gracie coming home after the mission in the restaurant was only scripted as “Gracie comes home and starts boxing.” The rest (tripping, kicking the bed, microwave oven) was ad-libbed by Sandra
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funniestpicturesdaily: microwave at the office is out of order & i work with artists/comedians
busy-fangirling-dont-disturb: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
tyleroakley: yeahisawiton: My friend’s microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice. Well, you heard the machine, pay up.
When the microwave decides to heat my bowl instead of my food.
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
Average office kitchen. Fridge, microwave, power protein shake
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pinkhypnotic: #VEGETABLES - Dr. Sebi says, “Avoid using a microwave, it will kill your food”. Amaranth greens – same as Callaloo, a variety of Spinach Avocado Asparagus Bell Peppers Chayote (Mexican Squash) Corn Chips, corn Tortillas or air-popped
sam8bit: Microwave Destruction
theplottinghoofbeast: electrikfeather: suarts: Student living got you down? Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks! SCREAMS THINGS THAT I NEED
aiffe: nijireiki: niguredo: feministdisney: monsters-and-microwave-pizzas: how-do-bass-clarinet: feministdisney: disneyforprincesses: “TANGLED IS SET IN EUROPEAN/GERMAN FAIRYTALE TIMES THAT’S WHY THERE’S ONLY WHITE PEOPLE!1” - A Photoset
barnzy10: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: sherlockedfandom: a-detective-in-the-tardis: sarcasticsharkz: Forever Reblog I love how Billie is even more into it than David The bottom middle one though Can we just appreciate the excellent hip moveme
People who microwave tortillas
That dance you do when you're waiting for food to finish cooking in the microwave
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