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“Oh my god! My tits!!! The microwave was making all these noises so I went to check it out… Before I knew it my boobs grew huge! Ugh… They’re so heavy!”
These cuties are from the manga Dadadadan which follows the lives of a trio of high school boys. One who hates girl, one who has a fear of girls and one who only likes 2-d girls. Somehow I find this manga very relatable (ï¼Ï‰ï¼.)
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your ‘microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 1 (This is the 7th most popular post from this blog.)
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
shaman58: Ken wanted to unwind after a tedious day at work and a frustrating drive home. So instead of opening a beer and popping a frozen meal into the microwave, he went out again, to the bar around the corner. He sat in a booth by himself, sipping
Joe laughed, rubbing sweatpants-clad ass all over his best friend Mike. Mike had lost a bet and now he had to be Joes slave for the whole weekend. The microwave dinged and Joe stood up, wiping off his sweaty feet on Mikes face and stepping all over him
victormancini77: check the microwave… 8===D””””””””””””””””””””””””””””” chapeau !!cela fait bien longtemps que je n’ai plus cette souplesseMarie
The faster the better
Dinner is served
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squid-girl: When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
s-t-s-g-art: “A tower. A radio or microwave relay. Civilization, maybe. For a second I was dumb enough to think I might not die.”@pewdie| Mark | Jack |
drinkmasturbatecry: foundorfollowed: spoopylesbianronweasley: postbusters: timmy-tech: Works every time.. :) DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where
glow-cloudwatcher240: drinkmasturbatecry: foundorfollowed: spoopylesbianronweasley: postbusters: timmy-tech: Works every time.. :) DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE omg just run the spoon under hot water like
plasticbagvevo: ketchupday: plasticbagvevo: never microwave a caprisun what did you do i microwaved a caprisun
tranqualizer: zezombie: Ze, Zombie believes in safer sex friends! this is a cool gif. i believe in safer sex too. but as a reminder: when using seran wrap make sure it is non-microwaveable! why? because microwaveable seran wrap is porous meaning
fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
hotboyproblems: When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
bookofbiff: ryannorth: I feel like the people in charge of user experience for microwaves don’t get very many fan letters, and that is too bad, because they do some good work, so this is mine. A HISTORY OF MY MICROWAVES AND THEIR USER INTERFACES.
embracing-the-patriarchy: Q: Which is the odd one out: a woman, a microwave or a fridge?A: The microwave, the other two leak when they’re fucked.
0f-castles-and-converses: mikaverleth: the-blue-bug: but….SCIENCE… Actual photo of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts’ microwave. john and sherlock’s microwave
pangur-and-grim: gingerofthenight: king—stone: morbidlyqueerious: pangur-and-grim: had to explain to new housemate that: Banana Jim lives on the microwave microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household
just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be nice if microwaves had a “no beep” option? Then I can cook my food without having to ninja punch my microwave at :01 in the middle of the night.
rslashrats:determined-spirits:rslashrats:sorry i just feel like roleplaying as a microwave dinner meal right now. hope that is okay[microwaves you]*crackles and pops*
turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel apparently
recipesforweebs: Alright let’s weeb it out murrika style with some dark chocolate Nutella mochi I used to not be about that microwave life, but after a few sessions with some modernist cuisine books involving microwaving in some super complex recipes,
truebluemeandyou: DIY Dried Flower Tattoo Tutorial from That Cheap Bitch. Microwave petals in the microwave to save time and apply with eyelash glue.The inspiration for these temporary dried flower tattoos was a shoot for Oh Comely Magazine. Verity
tunawrap: one time we were out of pots and my brother didn’t know you can just microwave ramen so i told him just put it in a bowl and microwave it but i guess we were out of bowls too so he used a jar and also i guess we were out of water so he used
fasterfood: paulyoptosaurus: I just went to get a drink in my kitchen and for some reason I opened the microwave (thinking it was the fridge I guess) and there was a pineapple in the fuckin microwave I shit you not Earlier…
lapizzalazulii: fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!! i usually dont
hau5-of-mau5: terra-butt: “Arrange 6 rolls” more like “give me 6 rolls” microwave on high more like microwave while high
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving I can’t even use the microwave without burning my food.
startrekrenegades: knitmeapony: darktome: look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No.
plasticbagvevo: ketchupday: plasticbagvevo: never microwave a caprisun what did you do i microwaved a caprisun infinitely-dazed
humorstop: This is actually possible. Though I personally would rather be on the safe side & get a new spoon It is possible for metal objects to be microwave-oven compatible, although experimentation by users is not encouraged. Microwaving an
in my house we have the toaster oven on top of the microwave, two totally difference appliances my grandma lives with us, and has pretty bad dementia i was just sitting in my room when i heard the microwave buttons being pressed over and over and over
@the-scorpio said: *slovak tea lover having a breakdown in the distance while thinking of the microwave tea comix from a year ago* I’m so glad people still remember with horror the microwave comic hahah
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