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I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
asfailedontv: Sarah never expected the microwave’s neck darts. http://bit.ly/10agBUX
Goodbye old microwave… We’ve cooked so much great food together :( I just can’t keep you around since you stopped putting out. I have needs. Sure the new Danby is cheap, but she’s ready to be broken in and cheap. I don’t
wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
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cleanbodyfreshstart: {two steamed sweet potatoes} mashed one with cinnamon and ate the other plain, so yummy! I just put the whole sweet potato into the microwave for 5 minutes more/less depending on the size. So easy!
busy-fangirling-dont-disturb: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
"Can you microwave baby skin?"
artemis-drawing: teathattast: board by board the establishment shall fall Me stabbing holes into my microwave dinner at 3am
10knotes: high-on-kittens: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave
sharkchunks: japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. You create a nebula. You become a god.
anglflw: incest-for-breakfast: is that a microwave under the bed? Yes—typical American college dorm set up.
you-wish-you-had-this-url: celestial-sexhair: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\ THIS IS
s-h-i-m-m-e-r-star: tennants-hair: sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
maicomics: 21/07/2014Don’t trust the microwave.
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
yeahisawiton: My friend’s microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice.
Liked on YouTube: Keto Nutella Microwave Mug Cake | Keto Recipes | Headbanger’s Kitchen https://youtu.be/XaaiP3g_750
this tupperware wasn’t microwave safe it fuckING MELTED OFFMY POPCORN IS COVERED IN MELTED PLASTIC
This DIY Beemo microwave is genius!(
Put my Tenga cup in the microwave for 30 seconds I’m glad I stuck my finger in there first
I just blew up three eggs in the microwave and my boyfriend is teaassiinngg meeeeeeee
an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Weeeeehhhwho puts eggs in a microwave?I was heating them up (they were hard boiled eggs) I just forgot to check on them because i got distracted ;w;
Kitchen Experiment #1Don’t attempt to cook microwave popcorn traditionally with a panthe buttermilk lard stuck to the popcorn burned EVERYTHING
setheverman: r4p1t7: setheverman: me going to bed at 4 pm and waking up at 2 am to have some microwave pizza for breakfast: being a living human adult is great Use the oven. More healthy :) thanks that is absolutely incorrect
morbidlyobesebodiesonly:3 microwave meals and a 900lbs piggy
wishes-he-was-king-of-bears: preservedcucumbers: There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey. “i am so serious here i will come to your house and beat you with a plastic bear if you microwave your fucking honey”
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
ruinedchildhood: betterthankanyebitch: ruinedchildhood: Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven. A MICOWAVE OVEN
“you’re so hot,” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
lord-hutcherbutt: *dances while heating up food in microwave*
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
chipcococafe: KAWAII RILAKKUMA CAKES :) so simple and cute! Mix pancake mix and bake (or microwave) and outline with chocolate
otome-microwave:
justpiercetheveilalready: midnightblades: sarahssockdrawer: your-new-bestfriend: ninjaadmin: sexuelle-frustration: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING
boobgrowth: “Oh my god! My tits!!! The microwave was making all these noises so I went to check it out… Before I knew it my boobs grew huge! Ugh… They’re so heavy!”
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
hipsparta: microwave straight outta compton
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
lerahyldahl:How to Keep Ice Cream From Turning Hard in the Freezer# 7 2 Minute BrownieCraving something sweet? Make a brownie in a mug! Combine ¼ cup sugar, ¼ cup flour, 2 tbsp coca, pinch of salt, 2 tbsp olive oil, 3 tbsp water. Microwave
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
kiwipally: notallwhowanderlust:ohemgeeitserica: whofan26: jimmij93:Life Hacks For Tumblr!Microwave Snack Life HacksLife Hacks Only College Students Could Come Up WithLife Hacks For Soothing A Sore ThroatEssential Life Hacks For Your CarLife Hacks That
vancityreynolds: Me on Chopped: Today I’ve made you microwaved popcorn. Bone App The Teeth.
doomy:> 5:00 AM > alarm goes off> get out of my double-king sized bed> walk downstairs and microwave 5 “HUNGRY MAN” masculine testosterone burgers> blend up my favorite protein powder> turn on Fox and laugh at how liberal it is>
rotking: lisa-lisa-sensei: rotking: boom click the sound of my dick when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood
Tho for real if you don’t got loads of money and you need to buy a new microwave or something you’re valid for being deals aware
booeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and
autistictesla: has everyone seen the blog lowspoonsfood? the blog is food that can be made without too much effort, with a ranking system by how much effort it takes to make it they also have category options for gluten free, vegetarian/vegan, lactose
lesbeauan: cereology: they both die early this cycle(art trade for @hallwinter !) [Image Description: A drawing of Magnus Burnsides and Barry Bluejeans from “The Adventure Zone: Balance”. Magnus, on the left, is a tall, tan, human man with short
beautybeforebrains: I was about to say that putting your microwave so close to the floor was a terrible idea, then I realized the implications of watching your girl bend down every time she needed to use it and all of a sudden I’m looking for ways
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
fan-spocking-tastic:smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that upbreaking news: parents have seen this
buyakasha:star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: It’s a microwave bear day.Private Tumblr/Snapchat
