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trashfirefallon: Expecto patronum! *single serving hungry man microwave dinner lies on the ground*
ASMR: NINE FOOT TALL FORGOTTEN GODDESS OF MADNESS ATTEMPTS TO DISCOVER WHAT A MICROWAVE IS
notlostonanadventure: mystery-moose: no-chill-at-all: physicsofgridlock: ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast I’m sorry I’m still losing my mind that a microwave
nessamiibo: asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???”
sneauxflake: k-eith: this is literally yall on this damn site did he film this in a microwave lmao
the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
megsdreadshredder: megsdreadshredder: when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold oh this is absolutely the wrong gif
chaoticgood-enby: brnskynyteowl: costcogothic: the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7 Thought it was just me microwave: mmmmmm me and my friends, in perfect unison, loudly: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
bogleech: bogleech: Yeah, we get it, the Joker eats babies and microwaves puppies and is SO edgy all the other villains are 10,000SPOOKED by Gotham’s Do0MKl0wN. I mean even the funny versions of him in kid’s Batman content still tend to assume he’s
fensden: spidersolare: virgil-must-be-angsty: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
energyprison: how shits gonna be in 3 weeks after everyones been stickin ants in the microwave
bumbledeefumble: chanchany228: glaxyjellyfish: seanseabean: dr-coolatta: dr-coolatta: ndiecity: foulserpent: like the only two memes weve had this year are microwaving ants and the stick bug. why the insect theme I hear there’s a bug going
akireyta: lowtownsaints: thenamelesscorpse2185: panicatthe21falloutromance: fandompariah: note-a-bear: For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the
prokopetz:cognito-ergo-hazard:crypticspren:what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn buttoni dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn
carpisuns:no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo
megsdreadshredder: WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
ultraviolet-divergence:Belatedly realizing the Havana syndrome/ microwave weapon panic at embassies and cops having developed essentially a fentanyl cognitohazard are effectively the same forms of institutionally-reinforced mass hysteria
unofficial-horse-extract:hustlerose:i’m not arguing with a microwaveboy.Microwave boyfriend when you spoon: ⚡️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 🔥 ⚡️ 🔥 🔥⚡️🎇🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒
j5h: euo: When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave.
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
fan-spocking-tastic:smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that upbreaking news: parents have seen this
ugly-bread: polyrhythmically: dukeneedsabreak: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve
parsleyyy: Yes microwave, I will fulfill the sacrifice
thetechnicolorofthemoment: improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’,
just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
iamftns: Crunchy Zucchini & Sweet Potato fries! But not fried! ;) Zucchinis Sweet Potato(you choose the quantity of zucchinis and sweet potatoes you want) Microwave the sweet potatoes for about two minutes to soften them up. That will make it easier
discovering-claire: notuntilyousaypleasesir: That microwave is huge… I need one like that…😎 Good God!
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
comic-khan: sgtbuckyrogers: cassywinchestertheangel: #microwave ding #”your boyfriend’s ready” someone left the foil on bucky get out
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
timaeusgodhead890: qlgingerblade: kiratsukai: digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave. unless you want them TO LOOK AWESOME THE SCRATCH so cool
shiftingwolf: i-mahu: miituna-sandwiich: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down What There was a demon in that
theglasschild: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous
powerburial: youwanttthed: powerburial: cool college guy recipe: hot dog on pizza what you will need: hotdog pizza oven ingredients: 1hotdog preheat oven hotdog on pizza pizza in oven microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the
jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave
ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
powerburial: sonyanimation: When you cook something other than a microwave meal 💯 #SurfsUp2 this is a png slideshow from the zoobooks website circa 1997
allyson-wonderlnd:momcore420:deathgripsforcutie:nicklugo:what the fuck this is next level shit The official controller of #GamerGate the endless loop is slaying me. once he finishes his hot pocket he goes right back to the microwave to make another
letmehithat: bruhgazi: uglynewyork: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy was gettin it King krule got them moves Me at the microwave
Infinity On High in the Microwave for 2 Minutes
acciopigeon: toptumbles: Microwave Destruction - DON’T try this at home Maybe I should base my EPQ on this instead
miyku:Anjali Bhimani & Symmetra [ Utahime Cosplay ] ↳ Symmetra Microwaves Anime Expo 2017 X3
somescrub: Microwaved Ramen Never deny a chubby lizard her meal. Higher Res PNG Download on my Patreon! yummy ;9
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