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shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
deepseadiva: Time to go eat my microwave dinner in my trailer house with my sister wife.
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house. Truth.
oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual
RIGHT!?
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
imaginefallout: *turns microwave on for 2 minutes* *goes upstairs* *cleans room* *posts on tumblr about how youre feeling attacked right now.* *watches the whole supernatural season 1* *writes autobiography* *sketches the mona lisa* *gets married and
instagrandrna: “ leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating ”
feeblethekey: I either sprint to the microwave to make sure it doesn’t do the beep or I just don’t give a fuck and let it go and those are my only two moods.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
Well… I mean… I really want a hot pocket…. *goes out to look for child sacrifices*
This is awesome.
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
j5h: euo: When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
godtricksterloki: general-fluff-butt: pantiesinawad: lyssie212: some-donkus: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT
qlaystation: This is what a microwaved PS4 looks like. Now you dont have to try this yourself.By perfectlymadebirds WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS? I hate people/kids with disposable money.
thenewenlightenmentage: “The Universe May be Different on Scales Larger than Those We Can Directly Observe” —Planck Satellite Team A new map of the cosmic microwave background, the relic radiation from the Big Bang, completed in spring
sometimes i just microwave bread so i can eat it like mmm a warm meal
morklemac: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
skunkbear: You can hear Geoff Brumfiel’s full story about cosmic microwave background (the thermal radiation left over from the Big Bang) here.
redditfront: My wife’s microwave at work demands sacrifice. - via http://ift.tt/2iSTAQV
Peter Vincent
This fish taco says its o.k to microwave, but i don’t k,ow. I’m really scared but in so hungry. I guess ill just throw caution to the winds.
BRB, microwaving a fish taco
Now @Skyroid
squid-girl: When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
justinbieberobsessed: the happiest microwave in the world. #what the hell am I reblogging I CAN’T BREATHE.
Favorite microwave foods?
lamezone: LAMEZINE 002: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON by partydog you can get it in two forms: STANDARD Ũ contains: full comic deleted scenes “animatic pages” guest content from talented friends DELUXE ฤ also contains: commentary 3 more microwave
k-yuuma: What happens when you microwave a garlic.
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i
jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave Slice the potato, what are you doing?????
plebiancasualty: don’t ask me why…. but i drew guido mista making microwave pancakes
vixyhoovesmod: mod-named-carot: 344forever: Correction! Coffee got cold? Don’t be a lazy bum, go heat it back up! Microwaves were invented for a reason! Well.. technically they weren’t made for heating things up but they are no-…. shut up.
that-luna-blog: Princess of the Noodle by SakuraCheetah I’ve never used chopsticks to eat microwave noodles from a styrofoam cup, but who am I to question royalty? x3
neko-bii: like-microwave-pizza: queen-moriarty: kristhegooseman: thefrogman: Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my
andgnat-italian:sizvideos: Rocketbook Wave is a cloud connected notebook. more information here@lloxie and @mamababssI’m sorry but “microwave your notebook”?? Yyyeaah I’m suspicious of this >_>;; Was cool before that part though.
nijuukoo:“Um, Nick, I guess you’re done?”“Like your microwaved carrots, Carrots.” （*´▽｀*）♥xD
fridayflareon:he microwaves the cup x3
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
Waiting for my food in the microwave.
erejearmin: modern au jean is so so in love with armin he is so in love. just lookin at him gives jean a fluttery feelin in his heart no matter what armin’s doing. eating pasta. playng wii fit. picking his nose. microwaving queso. jean is absolutely
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
delicious-food-porn: 5-Minute Microwave S'mores Chocolate Pudding
ebind:I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN
i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
bethanyactually: waffle-huntress: poisonedinsanity: thatsthat24: How Could I Forget… ❄️ THAT REMINDS ME WHOOPS This loops too perfectly Mug in microwave: I’m so cold!Thomas: I know. I had abandoned you. But never again! I shall remain vigilant,
lesbianchrispine: orarewedancy: orarewedancy: So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to
ttv: memes–memes: 🥶🥶🥶 Playlist: Animoji | Wifi | Cuffing Season | Microwave
fueled-by-nightcore: computationalcalculator: loloftheday: My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains
strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch
xenodile:“Ooooh ants can dodge the hot spots in a microwave” yeah so can my leftover lasagna, they ain’t special.
skamortuus:eliteknightcats:you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways #there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready
