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rivile: why do some people make erwin the sexual pro in eruri i mean if levi said “ive been bad” erwin would probably say “i did wonder who broke the microwave”
weloveshortvideos: Nerds using the microwave
high-on-kittens: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
officialunitedstates: bewbin: allhailcloudyglow: officialunitedstates and bewbin sound like the same person e-e im on to you two I know it’s like we finish each other’s… microwavable pasta. 3 pounds of fresh italian cuisine
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
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metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
hallofsnaps: Steven Universe S01E04 “Together Breakfast”
nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor: ganzee: takagifujimaru: ATTENTION DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE THEY ARE FLAMMABLE WHY DID YOU ANYWAY science
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
qlgingerblade: kiratsukai: digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave. unless you want them TO LOOK AWESOME THE SCRATCH
*puts plate of hot pockets on shelf and closes door* *is confused as to where the number pad is* *realizes the refrigerator does not work as a microwave*
gothamsnexttoprobin:tittily:whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
tapdancers: How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED) Just follow these steps: Buy a FUCKING CAKE FUCKIGN SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG EAT IT AL LAT ONCE
japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT
notourdimension: Today I accidentally pressed zero on the microwave and wanted to know what would happen if I started it and nothing happened so I got bored and pressed zero a bunch of times and then pressed start and it sTARTED BUT THE NUMBERS WENT
parsleyyy: Yes microwave, I will fulfill the sacrifice
tigerstar: what if you microwaved something for 30 YEARS
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
by-arde: sO i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT AND FOR WHATEVER REASON I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR AND LISTEN TO IT what the actual fuck
allmonds: Our ancestors did not die for microwave food thats cold in the middle
suicidevi: hipster-selfies: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
carpisuns:no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo
dreamingdeadly:dreamingdeadly:sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizzyeahh this is what prompted me to make this post
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
the-gays-of-our-lives: neko-bii: like-microwave-pizza: queen-moriarty: kristhegooseman: thefrogman: Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta
spendingitbyyourside: THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT AND DESERVES WAY MORE NOTES THAN THAT HALF NAKED LITTLE HIPSTER GIRL ON YOUR DASHBOARD POSING WITH A FREAKING MICROWAVE THAT HAS 534,000 NOTES ON IT. you see this pretty girl right here? she looks very
hemoprivilege: cydoniancitizen: If you’re ever feeling sad jsut look at this microwave thAT THING IS TERRIFYING tHIS DOESNT HELP AT ALL
h8rr: microwave: 3 minutes conventional oven: 45 minutes
lovable-java: the-absolute-funniest-posts: high-on-kittens: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately! Reblogs
probend: probend: i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry update: do not microwave salad
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
neko-bii: like-microwave-pizza: queen-moriarty: kristhegooseman: thefrogman: Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my
annathepiper: solarbird: Rock Candy Geode! (Followed recipe from YouTube here.) Notes: took about three times longer for the sugar to crystallise. Don’t know why. Used microwave tempering for the chocolate; resulting tempering wasn’t too bad - could’ve
the-mamishka: gothamsnexttoprobin:tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps. In honor of this new knowledge, I’m going to use my popty ping right now.
themagicalworldsofband: vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S
keycrash: saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
badscienceshenanigans: kbdownie: thegingermullet: Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right. I don’t think they’d want to microwave
aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
sharkchunks: japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. You create a nebula. You become a god.
