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the-absolute-best-gifs: Sometimes when I’m bored I put kittens in microwaves
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
imabrickshithouse: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this #I told this to my mom’s book club leader and he didn’t find it so funny LOL
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
bertholdt-microwave: ”Are you fucking kidding me?”
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
olofahere: hustlerblu:my food in the microwave sound ON
venustrap1910: Feeling bored while microwaving food. 😊
ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN
hajnarus: I can’t even make a normal popcorn in the kitchen using microwave ;-; what a good husband material!
ohitsjustgreg: morklemac: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\ I am freeeee *raspy voice*
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
foody-goody: Recipe: Microwave Chocolate Chip Pizookie
wendys:Friends don’t let friends eat microwaved bacon.
jakke:Today in ways I have managed to feel like I’m taking decadent time off work while actually they are just basic adult human maintenance include purchasing a microwave, doing laundry, and hacking off 75% of my beard (pictured above). I also purchased
onepixart: tullee: onepixart: civ•i•lized**experiencing extensive fragmentation due to massive exposure to electromagnetic energies , radiation of microwaves, noise and…. all due to living in a civilized part of the world :)
angrydads: smokingwhitecloudsc: southernfratdad: You can’t simply not reblog this Interesting concept Hmmmmmm Follow The Consolidator. Wow i don’t own a microwave, so i can’t verify
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
keycrash: saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
just-shower-thoughts: Having a night mode on microwaves where they didn’t beep would save us a lot of trouble and midnight snacks.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: microwaves ruin everything loool Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
did-you-kno: In 1965, Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson published a scientific study which proved that a radio signal with a wavelength of 7.3 cm was being emitted uniformly throughout all parts of the sky. This signal became known as cosmic microwave
ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING WHAT THE EGFUTCKT IT’S LIKE
ditzydolls: I only remembered flashes of my old life. Sitting at a desk, staring at a beige wall, boredom seeming to stretch out in front of me for miles, like a vast desert. Curling up under a blanket on my couch with a microwaved pizza, the only light
especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
Fun fact kids.. if you take a microwave from the 80’s and leave the door open.. place something in the lil slots where the door catches to close, turn it on.. then vacate
alloftheveganfood: Vegan Mug Cake Round Up One Minute Chocolate Cake in a Mug (GF/SF) Banana Microwave Mug Cake One Minute Coffee Cake in a Mug (SF) Single Serving Chocolate Chip Cake in a Mug (GF/SF) Coconut Pandan Mug Cake (GF) Sweet Potato Mug Cake
beowulfstits:raydiolove: annathepiper: solarbird: Rock Candy Geode! (Followed recipe from YouTube here.) Notes: took about three times longer for the sugar to crystallise. Don’t know why. Used microwave tempering for the chocolate; resulting tempering
metaflesh:I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
thesassylorax: feferi: yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
squid-girl: When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
When Americans tell you they boil the water for their tea in the microwave #tea #britishtea #properbritishbrew #cuppatea #godlesscolonials #goodridence
When Americans tell you they boil the water for their tea in the microwave #tea #britishtea #properbritishbrew #cuppatea #godlesscolonials #goodridence @kathyisweird @gang-vocals
foxywinchesters: inkingthemoon: bioloyg: bioloyg: Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning Hey reblog
tinygay-jedi: kathyisweird: jaffajamjam: When Americans tell you they boil the water for their tea in the microwave #tea #britishtea #properbritishbrew #cuppatea #godlesscolonials #goodridence @kathyisweird @gang-vocals @tinygay-jedi already had
unclefather: cherrichild: unclefather: Technically my vagina is a hot pocket explain filled with meats and cheeses and you must microwave for 3 minutes before it is safe to eat
batprime117:Sound Wave’s younger brother, Microwave
oh microwave, you always know just what i want
fullcravings: Microwave Molten Lava Cake Sweet lord
nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor: ganzee: takagifujimaru: ATTENTION DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE THEY ARE FLAMMABLE WHY DID YOU ANYWAY science
migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT
booeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
juunkrat: Patch notes for Patch 1.5.0.2 !
mugges:rowantula:qur0w:yourfavismicrowaveable: clark from Connecticut is microwaveable! he is having fun c: Gotta Keep your Husband warm in these cold Connecticut Winters.
lesbianrey:mellowfemme:lesbianrey:another day not having an account on tiktok. 😌 smiling through it all can’t believe this is my life xxThere’s hot lesbians on tiktokthere are hot lesbians in real life that don’t require my brain to be microwaved
oooeygooeygoodness: Cake Batter Fudge Ingredients 1 cup yellow cake mix1 cup confectioners’ sugar½ stick (¼ cup) butter, cut into small squares¼ cup milk sprinkles InstructionsMix cake mix and icing sugar in microwave-safe bowl.
for me then answer to that question would be at 16 when they put the aluminum foil in the microwave.
mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
thefrozenrose: sixpenceee: In this video lichtenburg figures are burned into wood using a microwave oven transformer. The results are spectacular. (Video) Facebook | Instagram | Scary Story Site Isn’t this what happens to the ground when a power
On language barriers: I microwaved the steak from last night’s dinner and am having it for lunch today. I just loudly announced the following for half the office to hear : “AWWW MY MEAT IS HARD” I am not a clever man.
waiting for my food in the microwave
to-whoever-the-hell-we-are: rainyromance: ninjaadmin: sexuelle-frustration: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT
