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migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
truecrimehothouse: Actor/Musician Jared Leto portrayed shooter Mark David Chapman in the movie Chapter 27. For the role, Leto had to gain almost 70 pounds, which he did by drinking microwaved pints of ice cream with soy sauce and olive oil every night.
ayoaprell: mymomsaidihavetocomehomerightnow:delete this WAIT Why is the microwave on the floor? With shit on it like it’s an end table?
king-emare: vagabond-named-veli: chaiteanights:supertrout95:the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! I WANT THIS. ALL OF THIS They have the hole puncher one already. But these are great. The microwave seriously needs
lebritanyarmor: why does this nigga always look like microwaved bacon b ? His barber need to chill with all that bigen lol
oneoakdutch: animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door
malik-said: j-steeztff: 72chambers: How I be looking at the food in the microwave *oven food in general*
liposucction: Lying ass future did all this to promote his microwaved foil paper music and y'all misogynistic assholes were defending him
onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: Eminem be like: Imma chop off your head at 11:34 pm on March 3, 2017 and Imma put it in the microwave and mix it with some easy mac and eat it. Eminem stans:
05-fubu: tysheme: 05-fubu: Macaroni and cheese goes in THE OVEN there’s baked mac & cheese and then there’s stove/microwave mac & cheese. doesnt have to just go in the oven lmao It goes in the oven
teaforyourginaa: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder
kontrollsysteme: ithotyouknew2: localstarboy: Is the popcorn supposed to sound like this when You microwave it? I knew exactly what it was but I’m still dead black diaspora meme of the year contender
digitaldiscipline: bunnywest: voidbat: fatsexybitch: fatsexybitch: Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work It’s going to smell hellacious later It was so awful I
d-l-landcaslil: ruinedchildhood: betterthankanyebitch: ruinedchildhood: Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven. A MICOWAVE OVEN But in the end SHE DID IT while Starlord ruined the whole shit for
marktwickers: kentaro20001: gayosiris-haus-o-ass: Seth Fornea kentaro I rather fancy a microwave at eye level….
egobirth: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder kids
black–lamb: listen…. like i’m scared. the tan lines BE HORRIBLE, MY NOSE TURNS RED, I LOOK LIKE A MICROWAVED HOTDOG IN THE SUMMER lmaoooooo I love the sun. My nose and cheeks get sunburned. I use a ton of sunscreen and i love getting darker.
letmehithat: bruhgazi: uglynewyork: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy was gettin it King krule got them moves Me at the microwave
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
rashidatowe: Its fun watching my body transform week by week. I have been eating 90% raw (no cooked or microwaved food) 100% vegan (no dairy,eggs, fish,meat, soy) since March this year and training my ass off! Although I made mistakes along the way
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
southpauz: True story. When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie. I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
guy: my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
cassywinchestertheangel: #microwave ding #”your boyfriend’s ready”
officialnatasharomanoff: wantstobelieve: #microwave ding omfg the tags #your boyfriend is ready
askpiltovergirls: everything is a mess and the microwave is broken
i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
qlgingerblade: kiratsukai: digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave. unless you want them TO LOOK AWESOME THE SCRATCH
gunthatshootsennui: kiratsukai: digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave. unless you want them TO LOOK AWESOME Another conversation between Perceptor & Brainstorm. ^
listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
livelyspaghetti: Tofu’s rather fond of curling up on my desk, so I bought him this kitten bed a while back–it has a squishy bit inside you can heat up in the microwave so he stays nice and toasty. Some days I can’t believe how adorable this snake
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
icegrill: microwave: 3 minutes conventional oven: 45 minutes
sodamnrelatable: “Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
paradoxpig:*microwave dings*
duelposting:Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:
fakesby: Debbie Ryan faked by Microwave
socfakes3: Demi Lovato by Microwave
mainlyusedforwalking: And the winner of the Patreon request lottery: Crotchless panties. It’s hard to express how hot it is in my flat fight now. You know when you microwave jam and burn your mouth? I feel that would be a light refreshing treat.
marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
magicalloveandsexus: do-not-touch-my-food: Microwave Caramels
brokehorrorfan: Fright-Rags has opened up a cotton candy cocoon full of Killer Klowns from Outer Space gear. The Killer Klowns box set contains a T-shirt designed by Justin Osbourn, microwave popcorn, and cotton candy-scented scratch ‘n sniff stickers,
weallheartonedirection: So hungover that I just stared at the microwave for five minutes before realizing that I never pressed “Start” and the numbers were in fact the time, not how long I set it for.
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
rinshadowreader: and this is why we dont put our phones in the microwave kids……because it will spawn evil death babies!!!
poopflow: i need a microwave that says “when ur ready come n get it” when my food is done
instagrandrna: “ leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating ”
