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hipsparta: microwave straight outta compton
chamchamjr: tennants-hair: sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY
i burnt my rice in the microwave because i accidentally set it to potato
nikoniko808: @iahfy wanted to eat a waffle but she put it in the microwave and when she realized that, she put it in the toaster but set it to bagel
keycrash: saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
i just put the aluminum foil back…..in the fridge
linzb0t: strawberrysandwich: okay but if you microwave these guys..
masclanafan: jessicastam: thejoeboard: realtyshow: I miss Hottie Iconic 2000′s things. one of my fave moments from this show composúre
wife666: bundyspooks: A leopard seal stalking penguins from beneath the ice. my food’s vision of me waiting outside the microwave
toptumbles: Microwave Destruction
lookwhatsinmypanties: mainlyusedforwalking: And the winner of the Patreon request lottery: Crotchless panties.It’s hard to express how hot it is in my flat fight now. You know when you microwave jam and burn your mouth? I feel that would be a light
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
themazetrialsimagines: squid-girl: When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever WHY IS THIS SOOOOO FUNNYYY!
nightwing-sexual: I do the Enoshima dance to pass the time when I put things in the microwave
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
queerpong: partybarackisinthehousetonight: why don’t they make a microwave that i can cool food down with
m3ow-for-peace: I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
whatthefuckarewesmoking: high-on-kittens: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave he`s like `AhhhhAhhaAHhh omg, what just happened`
theneverendingdrums: saythursday: This hotel doesn’t have a microwave this is the most tragic thing i’ve ever seen
australiansanta: ovens are just a wiser and more educated version of a microwave
badtexter: urbanfuck: my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart martha stewart is an interior designer
jonpertwee: “Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
suarts: Student living got you down? Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks!
beccaandthebox: This has 16000 notes guys. 16000. You guys must REALLY like tea.
awesomephilia: sweet-ganjababe: freshest-tittymilk: twodopeboyz: all this time ive wasted Life hack! ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore Somehow I’d probably break the ductape, fall over, break my microwave, and summon Satan.
nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor: ganzee: takagifujimaru: ATTENTION DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE THEY ARE FLAMMABLE WHY DID YOU ANYWAY science
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
linkmakingfaces: the dread and shame of Link realizing that he wasn’t supposed to stick his cup noodles in the microwave
by-arde: sO i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT AND FOR WHATEVER REASON I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR AND LISTEN TO IT what the actual fuck
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual
nicolas-px: when the microwave doesn’t heat ur food right
transcecil: PLEASE DON’T DO THIS AND GOOGLE IT FIRST 4CHAN DID THIS WITH A MICROWAVE THING AND MADE IT LOOK OFFICIAL PLEASE GOOGLE DONT GO SNAPPING UR IPHONES CUZ A PICTURE SAID SO
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right? this language is
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
setheverman: me going to bed at 4 pm and waking up at 2 am to have some microwave pizza for breakfast: being a living human adult is great
oblitvs: manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic xx
bitchbettergivemesomedick: When hottie tried to cook a chicken in the microwave 😂😂😂
dexterc1935: mainlyusedforwalking: And the winner of the Patreon request lottery: Crotchless panties.It’s hard to express how hot it is in my flat fight now. You know when you microwave jam and burn your mouth? I feel that would be a light refreshing
cristinahazard: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave ^ dying
cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
its my microwave
gothic5sos: but remember when calum was drunk and yelling about a microwave
dr-yourguardianangel: au8: 10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items 12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst 14 Simple Things That Make Your House So Much More Awesome Top 10 Beauty Life Hacks The Best Foods You Can Make In Your Microwave 10 Amazing Nutella
beowulfstits: raydiolove: annathepiper: solarbird: Rock Candy Geode! (Followed recipe from YouTube here.) Notes: took about three times longer for the sugar to crystallise. Don’t know why. Used microwave tempering for the chocolate; resulting tempering
cheshireinthemiddle: proteinpills: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to
shittyidea: Microwave your phone to charge it
southpauz: True story. When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie. I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was
trevorwayne: Reflection of my cock on microwave. Ha! TrevorWayne.com
chantosakura: rotking: lisa-lisa-sensei: rotking: boom click the sound of my dick when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
