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Our household goods come in the morning :) Once we get our microwave set up, i want to drink a hot mug of green tea again. I get so excited about picturing where i will put everything, and keeping it all clean. I want to run a clean, comfy home. Also,
failsnet: Tumblr Fails.net - Can I Do This in a Microwave? actual footage of my husband before we married lol
I make the best damn hot chocolate:)Heat mug of milk for 2 minutes in the microwave. Add powdered hot chocolate mix, add half a teaspoon of cocoa powder, a drop of caramel, and stir well. Add whipped cream on top and sprinkle with cinnamon
Wellness center class went okay. There was actually a soldier there who really thought microwaves sucked all the nutrients out of food and all I could think of was Jennifer Lawrence nagging Christian Bale about the “science oven” in American Hustle
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
boredomandstuff: manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic This makes me uncomfortable I want to try this now…. Should I?
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
pillar-of-toilets: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: lifeunderashell: lessatoz: sumersprkl: seperis: listsoflifehacks: Microwave Snack Hacks You Can Make in a Mug THAT IS NOT A SIMPLER WAY TO MAKE AN OMELETTE THAT IS TWICE AS MUCH WORK AS USING A PAN AS
The microwave, the oven, the coffee maker, and the grandfather clock: the last four items that require the time to be manually adjusted at Daylight Savings Time.
tikithunder: let me introduce you to the TIKI ROLL. 1.Ham 2.Cheese 3.Rice 4.Microwave for 15 -20secs 5.Roll 6.KILL (NOMNOMNOMNOM) so this is what you want me to try?! lmfao! looks nasty like your hotpoket with rice. >.< but i’ll try it.
yumcookies: fckyeahanitabby: omg no way Yeah, I did this shit once; it’s safe to say, we had to buy a new microwave & it took a little longer for mines to shrink. Lol. OMG! THE CHIPS! D:<
yeahisawiton: My friend’s microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice.
dibblessoundtech: dont-pannik: bitchface-loves-you: bitchface-loves-you What the hell white people? the kid trying to drink his milk…. I don’t even understand the microwave one
m3ow-for-peace: I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT
bakeddd: healthy single-serving pumpkin buckwheat microwave cake click here for recipe
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
parsleyyy: Yes microwave, I will fulfill the sacrifice
namidadream: s-h-i-m-m-e-r-star: tennants-hair: sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
not-a-reindeer: I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
vertureoay: the-doctor-who96: ebind: I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND
sharkchunks: japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. You create a nebula. You become a god.
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen
wendys: When it comes to our bacon, “microwave” is a dirty word. #BecauseBaconator
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
garbage-empress: you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending.
poopflow: i need a microwave that says “when ur ready come n get it” when my food is done
fitnessluvr: healthyandhappyendlessly: yumm wanna make these! 1. cut banana into somewhat thick slices. 2. spread your choice of peanut or almond butter onto them. 3. place in freezer for 15-20 minutes. 4. while they’re in the freezer, microwave
pleasesir-mayihavesummore: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor microwave. cause we don’t like to
I usually hate microwave dinners but this is good. Kinda. Lightlife Asian chick'n
I didn’t eat breakfast or lunch but I ate two microwave burritos in the last 3 hours. Still hungry
Someone finally cleaned out the office microwave!
sunflowers-or-stardust: My aesthetic is judging contestants of chopped while eating cheap microwaved food
niggasandcomputers: tumbladiah: xelamanrique318: she was ahead of her time! an innovator. Ain’t she the One that Microwaved the whole raw chicken either way you take it her breasts were dry
badsy-edgecat: the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice santa claus is hungry, tonight
When you’re microwaving your oatmeal in the office break room, thinking about Daddy putting a load up your ass….
ibeggedformercytwice: thequeenofmorons: raven4ever: suarts: Student living got you down? Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks! YAY my student union is posting
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honourcall: manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
mistress92: dan-mcneely: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids.
squid-girl: When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
