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lucifer-the-morning-star: superfizz: omg is steve trying to insert a dvd into a microwave oh bless omg clint after they shut the door on natasha
superfizz: omg is steve trying to insert a dvd into a microwave oh bless
kingofthecastiel: liisakee: thirdtimecharmed: Daily reminder that Dean Winchester microwaved a fairy. #if you haven’t watched this show then think about your life choices
dirtyfandomwhore: lucifer-the-morning-star: superfizz: omg is steve trying to insert a dvd into a microwave oh bless omg clint after they shut the door on natasha clint when he see’s natasha.
comic-khan: sgtbuckyrogers: cassywinchestertheangel: #microwave ding #”your boyfriend’s ready” someone left the foil on bucky get out
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
edens-blog: redlobstercult: finalfantasyfootball: i dont know. i dont know. i dont know. sun gets tired and goes to sleep like everyone else. next question if there is no GOD then how does the MICROWAVE know how to BEEP when my HOTPOCKET is COOKED
j5h: euo: When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
lesbianchrispine: orarewedancy: orarewedancy: So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to
megsdreadshredder: megsdreadshredder: when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold oh this is absolutely the wrong gif
akireyta: lowtownsaints: thenamelesscorpse2185: panicatthe21falloutromance: fandompariah: note-a-bear: For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke
unclefather: itstherocketeer: there’s nothing about this gif i don’t like that’s me in the background going to get my hot chocolate from the microwave
pizza: waiting-for-the-tardis: thrown-out-pizza: waiting-for-the-tardis: i just microwaved a pizza and realized my mother left money for me to order one so i threw away the one i made im a terrible person i cant live with myself i trusted you oh
nialls-a-whore: mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot I’m done with this website.
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
itssexualhour: one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked
ozzmonism: letmehithat: bruhgazi: uglynewyork: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy was gettin it King krule got them moves Me at the microwave Yoooooo…
japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave
jokinglyartistic: So I went to go get some coffee but it was cold so I had to heat it up and when I opened the microwave I saw this. This is like some Twilight Zone shit.
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
iamthetwickster: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this im catholic and thats hilarious
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
fan-spocking-tastic:smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen this
dirtywrat:*puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
jiveammunition: fiendir: seabreamcosmos: bogleech: bogleech: grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five
kazoomusic: adhighdefinition: the two adhd moods in a nutshell overstimulated: can’t do it because everything is too much understimulated: can’t do it because everything is too boring And “it” can include such basic actions as microwaving
nessamiibo: asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and
bullysquadess: bullysquadess: a dear friend once told me “all lesbians have to share one brain cell, and it goes to the person who needs it the most”. she then promptly stuck a metal bowl in the microwave and busted her knee open on the kitchen tile
the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
garbage-empress:you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending.
thenamelesscorpse2185: panicatthe21falloutromance: fandompariah: note-a-bear: For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the arm of an order picker.
akireyta: lowtownsaints: thenamelesscorpse2185: panicatthe21falloutromance: fandompariah: note-a-bear: For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the
paradoxpig:*microwave dings*
lmaonade: lmaonade: lmaonade: lmaonade: i be in the kitchen you all hate me for my floor microwave yet who is winning bake ziti competitions across the globe that’s right me some updates EVERYTHING IS OFF THE FLOOR ARE WE HAPPY NOW? CAN WE
xenodile:“Ooooh ants can dodge the hot spots in a microwave” yeah so can my leftover lasagna, they ain’t special.
vampireapologist: ppl talk a lot about figuring out the shower in someone else’s house but every microwave i’ve ever used other than mine has made me feel like a neanderthal being thawed from ice, shown a car for the first time, and immediately asked
acrylicbristle: mystery-moose: no-chill-at-all: physicsofgridlock: ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast I’m sorry I’m still losing my mind that a microwave has
lesbianrey:mellowfemme:lesbianrey:another day not having an account on tiktok. 😌 smiling through it all can’t believe this is my life xxThere’s hot lesbians on tiktokthere are hot lesbians in real life that don’t require my brain to be microwaved
skamortuus:eliteknightcats:you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways #there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready
megsdreadshredder: WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
zariahkay:this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.
go-learn-esperanto:microwaved-cheese-sandwich: somehow-i-got-an-account:annoyed-almond-milk: omni-octopus:drainpipe-telephone:yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah.
that-luna-blog: Princess of the Noodle by SakuraCheetah I’ve never used chopsticks to eat microwave noodles from a styrofoam cup, but who am I to question royalty?
just-shower-thoughts: microwaves should have a “dont make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making pizza rolls at 4 am again” option
insideageniusmind:Why do homemade nachos gotta turn to fuckin gorilla glue after like 0.00002 seconds of exiting the microwave how am I supposed to eat that
anyone know what happens when you microwave frozen jello?
ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes
fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen
metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
future-queen-of-hell: Im watching Cutthroat Kitchen and they have to make cupcakes, one of the sabotages is all the cooking in a microwave. As a person who makes a mug cake everyday, I would win THE FUCK out that.
shittyidea: Can’t find our charger? Microwave your phone to charge it!
iswearimnotnaked: this is the first 4th of July that i didn’t watch any fireworks either. i did laundry and made potato chips in the microwave lmao
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
