microwaves
NSFW Tumblr
find microwaves on porn pin board
microwaves clips
bastard-youth: eating a microwave Celeste pizza like the shit human I am
eeli-ah: I think my microwave is trying to sell me drugs
itsy-bitsy-peakspider: Cutthroat kitchen: /hotdog challenge/Me: /microwaving hotdogs/ Im a chef
bogleech: bogleech: grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong “Mmmmm
jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave
taquito: how…do i ruin my own microwavable dinner thing….
taquito: corndog ghost haunting my microwave cause i accidentally blew one up in there
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
bobbyflayfetish: do u think food network judges judge themselves cooking at home like. “hm. creative use of basket ingredient but could use more acid. not enough overall textures. could’ve been microwaved about 30 seconds longer. overall this hot
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
slimetony: teahugsandcookies: slimetony: shut-up-ted: slimetony:You can cook bagel bites in the oven or the microwave where else would you cook bagel bites Sometimes I dont! @slimetony how much willpower did it take to bite into that frozen bagel
lesbianchrispine: orarewedancy: orarewedancy: So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go
wife666: bundyspooks: A leopard seal stalking penguins from beneath the ice. my food’s vision of me waiting outside the microwave
orarewedancy: lesbianchrispine: orarewedancy: orarewedancy: So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they
uglythug: c9x13nczstyj: how the hell my food catchin fire in the microwave
chantosakura: rotking: lisa-lisa-sensei: rotking: boom click the sound of my dick when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
knowyournewmeme: sorry all.. still coming down from the intense full body orgasm that was National Microwave Day
golfgalaxy: parabins: put ur dick in the microwave see what happens
nessamiibo: asexualconnor: asexualconnor: Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant. But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way. The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and
officialunitedstates:things are heating up in the microwave fandom
memeufacturing: teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise chaotic evil
the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: humunanunga: arsoniick: arsoniick: arsoniick: we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough have you guys never pressed the start button on your
unclefather: itstherocketeer: there’s nothing about this gif i don’t like that’s me in the background going to get my hot chocolate from the microwave
punishedvenomsnake:stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv:lesbophobe:maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny…wtfthe ants
howtobake-remaking:Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beamsCons of being an ant: there’s an animal called anteater
zagreus:baybmetal:rattlegore:Living like an ant in a microwave i wish i understood this post
masochist-incarnate: powermonk: you wanna fuck with me? O.K. *uses microwaves to alter your dna and give you the cilantro soap taste gene* *dodges all of them as i was raised by ants* heh… nice try kid
non-suspiciousname:zagreus:baybmetal:rattlegore:Living like an ant in a microwave i wish i understood this postYou had to be there
lipglosswearer:why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.
dragon-noises:shiftythrifting: Found at Goodwill in Lancaster, Ohio food when it goes into the microwave
twwren:mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2:microwave-and-dishwasher-safe:The response to my frogs so farFrog :000FROG
ndiecity: imlizy: grimeclown: foulserpent: challenge: make a funny caption for this gif in a way that is completely unrelated to sex or body fluids Cleaning my microwave after a s’mores catastrophe cleanup crew at the scene where taylor swift
grosezero:chips1977:ourkinkysuitman:dtxbruin: Love your gear mate x Looks stupid can I microwave you
rowantula:qur0w:yourfavismicrowaveable: clark from Connecticut is microwaveable! he is having fun c:
skamortuus: eliteknightcats:you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways #there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready
kaijuno:kaijuno:Too high gonna microwave myselfMicrowaveed myself like a butterfly
kilobam:leatherleaves:tiktoksthataregood-ish:OmgThis made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave
makahitaki:wizardpotions:microwaves are perhaps the only object the average person can own in their home capable of casting a beam attack spellbidet
Chaos of Fair Folk
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
liverpepper: sora: what can you cook again, roxas?? oh yeah–cereal, microwavable frozen dinners, more cereal, burnt toast—Roxas: Whatever!!
heavy-focking-metal:weirdmageddon:what the three week old spaghetti sees from inside the microwave at 2 in the morning
culkinqueen: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder
j5h: euo: When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
hipster-selfies: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING
ketrinadrawsalot: The Nukor is a microwave gun! It was almost asking to be a culinary tool! Blue-n-Gold Volt here doesn’t have a name yet, gotta wait for inspiration to strike.
Always microwave your dildos if they get cold in the winter <3
guy: my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
captioned-vines: the-ice-castle: shitpost.mp4 Sadie: “ Mmm, Lars! This is really good!” Lars: “ Hmm?” Sadie: “ You can really cook!” Lars: “ Ha! Fire; nature’s microwave.” [Both giggle] [Music by Garfunkel and Oates sung by Kate
![captioned-vines: the-ice-castle: shitpost.mp4 Sadie: “ Mmm, Lars! This is really good!” Lars: “ Hmm?” Sadie: “ You can really cook!” Lars: “ Ha! Fire; nature’s microwave.” [Both giggle] [Music by Garfunkel and Oates sung by Kate](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_d2b8853f09e6_128.png){kind=avatar}