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crystalasstrology: factions: this is by far the weirdest vine ever Chris: Aries, Pisces Girl: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Crayon: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini Microwave: Leo, Taurus, Police: Aquarius, Libra,
teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
vvhaleshark: renners-chick: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave
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localstarboy: Is the popcorn supposed to sound like this when You microwave it?
the-absolute-funniest-posts: spookyghostcountry2 so i was looking up this house in my town and their mailbox is a microwave Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
nialls-a-whore: mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot I’m done with this website.
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
“you’re so hot,” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
laugh-addict: “Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual
improbablenormality: humourous-misadventures: megasilly: You know what language I love? Welsh. I mean how can you not love this ridiculous amazing language? you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right? this language is
sharkchunks: japcoregalore: this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. You create a nebula. You become a god.
superfizz: omg is steve trying to insert a dvd into a microwave oh bless
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
robotsatthedisco: luciferslittlesisterlucy: AMERICANS MAKE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE I FEEL A BIT SICK some of us have moved on it makes coffee, tea, cider, hot chocolate, etc., and if you dont use a little flavor cup you just get plain hot water this
instagrandrna: “ leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating ”
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that upbreaking news: parents have seen this
aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
mmendozza: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
parsleyyy: Yes microwave, I will fulfill the sacrifice
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use the microwave Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face. Put what back
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powerburial: youwanttthed: powerburial: cool college guy recipe: hot dog on pizza what you will need: hotdog pizza oven ingredients: 1hotdog preheat oven hotdog on pizza pizza in oven microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the
shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
guy: my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
quarkmaster: Mom! The Microwave is exploding! Damon Liu
daddystinypixiefairy: I found out how to modify baby nuk pacis for adults!🍼 What you’ll need: ~ Bowl of water ~ Flathead screwdriver ~ Adult pacifier nipple ~ Baby nuk pacifier What to do: ~Microwave the paci in a bowl of water for 3 minutes,
solarbird:Rock Candy Geode! (Followed recipe from YouTube here.)Notes: took about three times longer for the sugar to crystallise. Don’t know why. Used microwave tempering for the chocolate; resulting tempering wasn’t too bad - could’ve used more
masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
theglasschild: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous
shittyidea: Drying your pet in the microwave
tripping-on-glitter: lifeftme: ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
lucifer-the-morning-star: superfizz: omg is steve trying to insert a dvd into a microwave oh bless omg clint after they shut the door on natasha
sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
Waiting for my food to be done in the microwave
airmanawesome: rose-j: systemofadowny: Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear. Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot. Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls
gracie-law: Suicide rates are highest during the holidays and I think that statistic is related to single people receiving “Microwave Cooking For One” as a gift.
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: thescienceofjohnlock: amygloriouspond: #lestrade is all: this is a drugs bust #if it’s not drugs or evidence i don’t fucking care #eyeballs arent my division #neither are microwaves #coffee is my division #doughnuts
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
momcore420: deathgripsforcutie: nicklugo: what the fuck this is next level shit The official controller of #GamerGate the endless loop is slaying me. once he finishes his hot pocket he goes right back to the microwave to make another one. save on
zariahkay:Microwave says good morning, say it back
poochiekins: babyminaj: manwithpenis: cell phone microwave must be a virgin mobile.. DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
blacksmith14: fckreality: mavieaveceux: usofmace: gk-ace: nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries NOTHING Bake them, don’t ever microwave them. ^over here saving lives Saving fries lol
fluffy-subby:Random fact of the day: If you put grapes in the microwave they will explode 🤔🍇🌋🤷🏽♀️
hornybinudistgeek: manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic It also stinks to high heaven.
animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i
