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thebootydiaries: when boys have bleu eyes <3
thebootydiaries:someone: am i the only one who—me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth
thebootydiaries: me
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
thebootydiaries: concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and
thebootydiaries: it sure is
thebootydiaries: person: *literally stabs me* me: ?? lol u still like me tho right
thebootydiaries: goodbye forever
thebootydiaries: me being born: *peace sign* hey
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time
thebootydiaries: rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)
thebootydiaries: no injections…..just natural GENES………thicc bob got kylie SHOOK 😍😳💋💋
thebootydiaries:this is the best thing that’s happened to me
thebootydiaries:why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking
thebootydiaries:someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re datingme: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….
thebootydiaries: notdeadbabies:My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well. grandma
thebootydiaries:person: you’re pretty cool!me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
thebootydiaries: someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection* me: i would die for u
thebootydiaries: me: im gonna diet & eat so healthy honestly this summer is gonna be life changing health is a lifestyle #blessed wendy’s: 2 burgers for Ū me:
thebootydiaries: boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it
thebootydiaries: me getting ready for valentines day
thebootydiaries: me: i lov obi wan kanoob haha :) some guy: Ha ha! Right you are, my lady. Wow. A female with knowledge of cinema’s finest accomplishment? Be still my heart! Typically, I’m not so forward, but you have piqued my curiosity. A girl
thebootydiaries: “aw that sucks :(” — me as a professional therapist (via done)
thebootydiaries: oneman-wolfpackk: c-oo-l-potatoes: Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound. i would get out, and hug it. omg and then get eaten smh white people
thebootydiaries: amen broke bitches unite
thebootydiaries: i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately
thebootydiaries: which lana del ray song is this
thebootydiaries: getoutoftherecat: get off of there cat. you cannot ride a skateboard. you are not a skater punk who likes to make his own rules you are a cat. stop…..he is doing just fine……leave him alone……..
thebootydiaries: who did this to him?? who?????
thebootydiaries: someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
thebootydiaries: when you tell your MCM you like him, he pauses and then goes ‘wow’ like owen wilson
thebootydiaries: appreciation post 4 myself bc im ugly but im trying
thebootydiaries:goodbye forever
