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thebootydiaries: someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
thebootydiaries: “be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person???
thebootydiaries: someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection* me: i would die for u
thebootydiaries: is staff ok
thebootydiaries: cyootie-pie: dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art i shoved a monet painting
thebootydiaries: dennys: Jegg i cant believe i had to see this with my own 2 eyes
thebootydiaries: me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people
thebootydiaries: me: has a skateboard does cool tricks on my skateboard has multiple necklaces/chains with curse words written on them sunglasses wears shirts with memes weed you: can’t skateboard types properly comes home at 3pm
thebootydiaries: stexquisite: so many questions
thebootydiaries: Trump: hillary clinton created ISIS with obama Trump supporters:
thebootydiaries: he cook that egg carton just right 😩😩👅👅👅👌💦
thebootydiaries:what is his major
thebootydiaries: hydrogenbombs: refreshing and gaining TWO followers
thebootydiaries:this is the best thing that’s happened to me
thebootydiaries: rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)
thebootydiaries: your wcw can’t spell restaraurnt
thebootydiaries: me comparing my follower count to the number of notes on my selfie
thebootydiaries: it sure is
thebootydiaries: when i get my paycheck and its ū more than usual
thebootydiaries: “im not racist but-” yeah ok goodbye forever
thebootydiaries:my sister just came into my room and said “who is peep” out of nowhere and im like??? what????? and she’s just staring and me and repeats “who is peep”?? then we’re quiet for like a full 5 seconds and we’re just staring at
thebootydiaries: Tears fill my eyes as I read the words on my screen. The world seems to stop spinning for the slightest second as I re-read the anonymous message over and over again, gripping on to the hope that the words will magically disappear. But
thebootydiaries: me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game
thebootydiaries:Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?Me:Me:Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect
thebootydiaries:Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I’m sadPerson: but you’re always buying stuffMe: *finger guns*
thebootydiaries:me @ me: just talk to them u guys are mutualsalso me @ me: BUT AM I MUTUAL ENOUGH????
thebootydiaries:I trust girls who compliment me in public bathrooms with my life
thebootydiaries:you: *opens my audio biography*me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
thebootydiaries: what is his major
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time
thebootydiaries: when boys have bleu eyes <3
thebootydiaries:me: hello darkness my old frienddarkness: new phone who dis
thebootydiaries: am i doing this right
thebootydiaries:someone: what are your plans for the weekendme: who knowsme: (i know)me: (i’m not leaving the house)
thebootydiaries: i love making new friends :) 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
thebootydiaries: me: *spells things wrong on purpose*friend: um u spelled that wrongme: im smyling :) but insid im dying :(
thebootydiaries: Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?”I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?”He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your
thebootydiaries: Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me Lmfao
thebootydiaries: person: *takes 3 hours to reply* me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:
thebootydiaries: ☀️missing the beach☀️ take me back✨
thebootydiaries: why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking
thebootydiaries: me looking for my dignity after being left on read twice in a row
thebootydiaries:Edward Cullen when Bella walks into the classroom in front of the fan
thebootydiaries:im crying
thebootydiaries: blazepress:Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear. we get it u vape 🙄🙄🙄
thebootydiaries:the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.
thebootydiaries:me: i hatesomeone: you hate what?me: i HATE
thebootydiaries: bye my ride is here
thebootydiaries:*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart
thebootydiaries: did you just speak islam
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