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thebootydiaries: i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :)
thebootydiaries:am i doing this right
thebootydiaries: private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service -
thebootydiaries: have a seat we need to talk
thebootydiaries: my kids:how did you meet mom? me:well you see…i thirst followed her on tumblr
thebootydiaries: nice too hi for you
thebootydiaries:who is she
thebootydiaries:friend: what are you doing?me: im on tumblrfriend: whats your @?me: sorry i dont have tumblrRELATABLE
thebootydiaries:me @ my bad eyebrow: i’m sick of carrying your lazy ass… your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life….get a real job….there is no ‘I’ in
thebootydiaries:me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problemme: ive tried EVERYTHING
thebootydiaries:me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!me: *can’t hold a conversation*me: *has nothing interesting to say*me: *is bad at replying*me: pls :) talkto me
thebootydiaries:Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward
thebootydiaries: Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*
thebootydiaries:me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk intome 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
thebootydiaries:*it starts raining*me: yes*lighting appears*me: yES*thunders explode*me: YES*raining intensifies*me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
thebootydiaries:me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen
thebootydiaries:me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,
thebootydiaries: “cool blog” — me looking at my cool blog (via patrik-star)
thebootydiaries:Someone: You’re so dramatic!Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about
thebootydiaries:me: *forgets friends birthdays*me: *confuses memories*me: *forgets own middle name*me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
thebootydiaries: sittininthewoods: thebootydiaries: you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian
thebootydiaries: doctorspazz: thebootydiaries: whoever stole my foot gloves is a son of a gun . all i;m will say about that socks blocked
thebootydiaries: official-alt-right: learher: thebootydiaries: queen-of-kittens: what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out
thebootydiaries: the-flawless-unicorn: thebootydiaries: me: hi ma'am how are u today customer: *ignores me* me: What is this creature??? that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude
thebootydiaries: decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls
thebootydiaries: drfreeze01: thebootydiaries: pls stop rebloggingthis is not how I want to be remembered that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient
thebootydiaries: claracipriano: thebootydiaries: boys: girls only care about make up and selfies girl: meme boys: holy moly!!!!!!!! choke me and call me pretty ma'am,
thebootydiaries: eatsbabieswithtea: thebootydiaries: *keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes* This would be me if I cared :/ oh well did u reblog this post just to say that
thebootydiaries: odinoco: thebootydiaries: whatsacanada: whatsacanada: which country is the coldest chile this post gave me diarrhea Chile usually does that blocked
thebootydiaries: lloydthevoid: thebootydiaries: choose your fighter I need to see some size reference small
thebootydiaries: luxia-the-unicornv: thebootydiaries: you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian
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thebootydiaries: decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls The reply snap omg 😂 yas queen.
thebootydiaries: the-mexican-satan: thebootydiaries: coldburrrito: buy me McDonalds and call me daddy im calling the police Cop kink I see do not, Lmao dead
thebootydiaries: cooleruser: thebootydiaries: nekogorogoro: When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you: isn’t that the girl from Why do you have these saved
thebootydiaries: nexflixandchilis: thebootydiaries: smh this is why u take ur girl swimming on the first date 💯💯😤🚫👎🏽 Why she still got eyeliner, smh Maybelline Eye Studio Waterproof Master Precise Liquid Eyeliner, 110 Black
thebootydiaries: maximum-spiderr: thebootydiaries: Trump is not a bad person.
thebootydiaries: best-of-turnblr: thebootydiaries: temple run reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid temple run came out in 2011 don’t let the media fool u @sft425
thebootydiaries: princeweeaboo: thebootydiaries: someone finally said it 😩👏👏☕️🐸 Beyonce is over rated tbh @sft425
thebootydiaries: weirdness-as-always: thebootydiaries: only true 90s kids remember these 😩👌: playing with tamagotchis 😜😜🔥 watching scooby doo 🐶❤️ having movies on vcr 😍 being murdered in the late 1960s to early 1970s
thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: guys, my hijab has recently decided to become a sceincetist pls help by donating 2 this cause. this is 100% real pls beliv & support <3
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me getting ready for valentines day i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in
thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: me getting ready for valentines day i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”
thebootydiaries: lluviaxxxmelancolica: thebootydiaries: what if we pronounced female like tamale tamale isn’t even a fucking word you fucking dipshits. the singular term is TAMAL. “betty ate a fucking tamal. plural is TAMALES. betty and the hoes
thebootydiaries: a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this This is so fcking rude he’s being nice
thebootydiaries: cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable.
thebootydiaries: turdusbirdus: a goddess among mortals @thebootydiaries u got the exact shade of everything perfectly omg im yelling?? tysm this is so pretty i love!!
thebootydiaries: happyclam17: thebootydiaries:bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest nah bro. u good bro love u bro u complete my world,
