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thebootydiaries:me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*me: the suffering begins
thebootydiaries:just went to hooters , did not see a single owl. absolutely fuming
thebootydiaries: person: *takes 3 hours to reply* me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:
thebootydiaries: guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
thebootydiaries: who did this to him?? who?????
thebootydiaries: goodbye forever
thebootydiaries: Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa
thebootydiaries: hear noises pause music complete silence play music hear noises again
thebootydiaries: some nerd: hey do u know how to read me (cool and has a skateboard): no
thebootydiaries: me trying to decide if i should use “asgdjdhsgfh” or “fjgkhgkkfgjhk” or “cjkfhsjxdjxjsx” or “qjkcz;/gdjx;k”
thebootydiaries: me: *swallows my pride and texts first* me: *gets ignored* me: 911 i’d like to report a clown….her name is booboo the fool
thebootydiaries: tell me how my sister is mad at me because she was looking for something and said “where’s my lid?” and i went “it’s on ur eye girl”
thebootydiaries: ya my heart big but not as big as my forehead smh
thebootydiaries: nice
thebootydiaries: i cant?? imagine? ?? 100,000 people????? i cant even imagine 1,000 people its too much????? i tried to imagine 100k corn dogs 2 compare bc they’re small but ???? its still too much???????? do u know how long it would take me to eat
thebootydiaries: dennys: Jegg i cant believe i had to see this with my own 2 eyes fucking dennys
Fly me to the joon And let me play among the jtars
coluring: this Chinese restaurant can’t spell “sweet”
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thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this the fuck how you still look pretty with a bad angle?????? wtf????
thebootydiaries: for my idol, and what I aspire to be, this sweathart :)))@emanite omg im yelling tysm i love??
thebootydiaries: jesus: wow
thebootydiaries: markcubanslefteyebrow: I drew @thebootydiariesSorry it sucks, I did it quickly!! edit: ?? ??????? this is a photo
thebootydiaries: misspaperlilies: neilcicierega: amazing is this true of course it’s true it literally says it right there??
thebootydiaries: someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
thebootydiaries: where did i go wrong
thebootydiaries: bye i hate this
thebootydiaries: someone finally said it 😩👏👏☕️🐸
thebootydiaries: “ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???
thebootydiaries: someone finally said it 😩👏👏☕️🐸 the tru revers racism!!!1
thebootydiaries: thespookyara: snorunt: hey….. Joey….. Isn’t that luke something? He follows me on Instagram um.. no.. its obviously joey.. why he look like his hamster just got shot in front of him before he took that photo?
thebootydiaries: ziggzaggoon: imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude imagine praying to the Lord for forgiveness
thebootydiaries: smh this is why u take ur girl swimming on the first date 💯💯😤🚫👎🏽
thebootydiaries: *keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes*
thebootydiaries: When someone calls me attractive
thebootydiaries: me: sweaty (:some kid in a trench coat appearing from the shadows and breathing heavily: i think u mean SWEETIE u little punk binch i have 50 followers on tumboler dot come!! go back to 2nd grade u little 8 year old HA HA. *spit flying
thebootydiaries: oreoofficial: oreoofficial: oreoofficial: what do you call a new born dog a puppy follow for more fun animal facts
thebootydiaries: am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes
thebootydiaries:highly recommend for muslims and non-muslims
thebootydiaries:THIS IS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
thebootydiaries: setheverman: sliding into her DMs like 😍😍 why do u keep posting about me who are u
thebootydiaries: the-girl-with-many-feels: psychocereals: engorgio-reducio: should i reblog for the caption or the tags is this even real life There is no fucking way this is legit #self harm
thebootydiaries: if i had a neck
thebootydiaries: it sure is
thebootydiaries: who is she…….
thebootydiaries: irrelevant person *constantly hitting me with a hijab*: why’re you oppressing yourself? why’re you oppressing yourself? why’re you
thebootydiaries: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
thebootydiaries: @ the guy who threw his shoes at bush in 2008: hey fat head 😛 wyd
thebootydiaries: grandtheftchocobo: Maybe… He boot just right for he goddam feet… thicc..
thebootydiaries: person: *literally stabs me* me: ?? lol u still like me tho right
thebootydiaries: when my friends say theyre happy i exist
thebootydiaries: serving size: 4 yeah all 4 me
thebootydiaries: concept: u come over and i cook an apple for dinner. we are in love as we look at each other. a single tear hits the ground as i morph into an almond (slightly smaller than the average size). u are running as fast as u can.
