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thebootydiaries: thatcoollamp: I feel like TheBootyDiaries is that one pretty friend who is really funny and at the same time will come up to your window at 3 am asking if you want some noodles. i am always lurking in the bushes with a ramen noodle
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: honestly for most of my life i thought a “mullet” was a weapon?? for no apparent reason??? life is beautiful
thebootydiaries: darkskies-fireflies: thebootydiaries: ☕️🐸 you were in the womb in middle school? u don’t know my life story
thebootydiaries: sittininthewoods: thebootydiaries: you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian
thebootydiaries: ryantheterrible: thebootydiaries: lucifurby: the fattest fucking pigeon ive ever seen don’t bully him he is already going thru so much…,…,.,……… Fat ass stop… he is trying his best :( I love him
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: nice
thebootydiaries: thespoopybaguette: thebootydiaries: she gt no makup on for cancer !!!! xxxxxxx she gt no makeup except 4 all da makeup on her face 4 cancer aww can’t believe she cured cancer
thebootydiaries: existencial-crisis-daily: fangirlin-princess: thebootydiaries: oh my god nononnononoonoonoonnonononononononono is basic fact checking impossible? she aint dead fucking learn how to google wow congration friend u are so
thebootydiaries:decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls
thebootydiaries: theperksofbeingadhd: that-gay-bitch: thebootydiaries: um u “like classical music” but don’t even listen to John Merbecke (c. 1510 – c. 1585), producer of the first musical setting for the English liturgy, who later published
thebootydiaries: teluahc: thebootydiaries: noah fence but if the earth is round then explain the protractor in my esophagus?? lms if u agree Hold up… What the fuck is “Noah fence”? You joking, right? Am I missing some kind of joke out of all
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: u guys should follow me even tho i never post me: *gives out my twitter* y’all in 0.2 seconds:
thebootydiaries: ixshadixsh-ye: If i ever get insulted from @thebootydiaries i could die in peace U MOM rip in rest sweaty :) x
thebootydiaries: agitated-ignorant: thebootydiaries: im not very photosynthesis :/// i found so many typos
thebootydiaries: illuminaughty-mess: When people get legitimately angry over @thebootydiaries amazing shit posts I can hear farha cackling in the distance as another angel gets its wings. stop this actually happens bc i laugj at my own replies
thebootydiaries: feircemajorasblog: thebootydiaries: hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond Wait you have a child? not anymore helen i took care of it
thebootydiaries: cooleruser: thebootydiaries: nekogorogoro: When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you: isn’t that the girl from Why do you have these saved
thebootydiaries: velvycakes: thebootydiaries: please, call me smitty mr. werbenjagermanjensen was my father Why do you do this to yourself I mean honestly he was number one
thebootydiaries: 2amscones: thebootydiaries: me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy George is happy to accept your admiration tell george i love him
thebootydiaries: fangirlotaku7: thebootydiaries: Is no one gonna talk about the pregnant Phineas in her profile picture? and what about it
thebootydiaries: skypalacearchitect:thebootydiaries: i just burned my hand what should i do soak in cold water for at least five minutes. use a skin product that heals and protects, like aloe vera cream. you can wrap a dry gauze bandage loosely around
thebootydiaries: tearrful: thebootydiaries: Girls with eyes be like 👀 Like if you relate to this 😂 share with your friends i dont have eyes does anyone know what this says ⠛⠊⠗⠇⠎ ⠺⠊⠞⠓ ⠑⠽⠑⠎ ⠃⠑ ⠇⠊⠅⠑ 👀⠇⠊⠅⠑
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: so my sister did my henna and i got some rly cool selfies out of it?? bye
thebootydiaries: onemanalleyoop: every time i see someone trying to take @thebootydiaries seriously it reminds me of this scene from brooklyn 99 honestly
thebootydiaries: lessorganizedthanchromatin: thebootydiaries: when u see sephora getting robbed but u remember they charged u ฺ for a lipstick Really? That doesn’t mean they should be robbed. You’re the person who bought the ฺ lipstick. If
thebootydiaries: decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries:every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleepwas i okay
thebootydiaries: supercatzfrommarz: thebootydiaries: Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance
thebootydiaries: cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable.
thebootydiaries: gentlycookingchickenbythelake: thebootydiaries: “what are your hobbies?” i can explain
thebootydiaries: optimistic-llama: thebootydiaries: hello friends i am back who is this about? um shrek obviously??
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me getting ready for valentines day i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”
thebootydiaries: maximum-spiderr: thebootydiaries: Trump is not a bad person.
thebootydiaries: isimonito: I made this for my role model, my hero @thebootydiaries im screaming bye
thebootydiaries: a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this This is so fcking rude he’s being nice
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: bye im never commenting on my friends’ selfies again guess who i just bumped into on another photo
thebootydiaries: eatsbabieswithtea: thebootydiaries: *keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes* This would be me if I cared :/ oh well did u reblog this post just to say that
thebootydiaries: landofsnowandroses: thebootydiaries: the only man i trust is dr. phil Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except
