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thebootydiaries: cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable.
thebootydiaries: audrey-the-tomcat: thebootydiaries: i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect bees and just want them 2 be happy It took me a moment can u please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what
thebootydiaries: starsandsupernovae: thebootydiaries: Thinking About Him who? Him
thebootydiaries: decentbeard: thebootydiaries: shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls
thebootydiaries: the-last-pizzabender: thebootydiaries: I bring you home for the first time. You see this I jump out of the window. Is it the ground floor? Is it the penthouse on a skyscraper? I don’t care, I already jumped. I run to the window
thebootydiaries: lookingfrank: thebootydiaries: hoe u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 sweetie1⃣0⃣0⃣💯 how high are u u speak about sin in from of my
thebootydiaries: lucinohr: thebootydiaries: anyways…………i love my mom i would die for you if you’d let me
thebootydiaries: yourownpetard: thebootydiaries: how some of y'all think this works No you plank. They are suggesting the majority rise up and kill them all. You know…unless enough Muslims agree that this isn’t feasible…you keep saying it’s
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: u know what, since the blind people are asleep i’m gonna say it. not seeing things probably sucks alright who snitched
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: him: so what’re you up to? ;) me: im 12 someone made a comic of my year old selfie omg??
thebootydiaries: demongirlfriend2: thebootydiaries: farha’s guide to success these dogs look like a buncha assholes blocked deleted and reported
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: honestly for most of my life i thought a “mullet” was a weapon?? for no apparent reason??? life is beautiful
thebootydiaries: gaytain: @thebootydiaries you can be relieved from the sin of tumblr for the smol price of ฮ,000 USD i’ll pay u ū to hack me and jst delete my account p leas e
thebootydiaries: the-cringe-channel: does thebootydiaries know that theyre a kintype AGDJSGDJDJ
thebootydiaries: michaelcliffordstopbitch: thebootydiaries: bye im never commenting on my friends’ selfies again Jim wild stop jim didn’t have to come at me like that
thebootydiaries: crazyfangirlina: thebootydiaries: me: has a skateboard does cool tricks on my skateboard has multiple necklaces/chains with curse words written on them sunglasses wears shirts with memes weed you: can’t skateboard
thebootydiaries: odinoco: thebootydiaries: whatsacanada: whatsacanada: which country is the coldest chile this post gave me diarrhea Chile usually does that blocked
thebootydiaries: sittininthewoods: thebootydiaries: you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i followed someone and like 2 seconds later they messaged me “are u sure” and honestly if that ain’t me………
thebootydiaries: lessorganizedthanchromatin: thebootydiaries: when u see sephora getting robbed but u remember they charged u ฺ for a lipstick Really? That doesn’t mean they should be robbed. You’re the person who bought the ฺ lipstick. If
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in
thebootydiaries: beauteovs: thebootydiaries: anyone else notice the nose contour on her 👀 what highlighter does she use Where her eyebrows at ? all these fake hoes calling out my Gal but where were y'all when moan of lisa was painted ☕️🐸
thebootydiaries: the-flawless-unicorn: thebootydiaries: me: hi ma'am how are u today customer: *ignores me* me: What is this creature??? that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude
thebootydiaries: saucycanadianmaple: thebootydiaries: me seeing a meme: yup. that’s a meme right there. the kids on tumblr would go wild for one o’ these. that’s some content if i ever saw one. yu p remember that one content? yup. good stuff
thebootydiaries: angelamiller: thebootydiaries: will not say this again, if i see one more post referencing the weed number four-two-zero on the dashboard ,u will be blocked with littl;e to no warning . 420 unbelievable . that’s the weed number
thebootydiaries: cooleruser: thebootydiaries: nekogorogoro: When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you: isn’t that the girl from Why do you have these saved
thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: don’t kill urself babygirl ur dying ? without me ? aha what would u do if I hugged u rn
thebootydiaries: starvoyager:whenever someone calls thebootydiaries “booty” I start laughing why is it so funny please, call me booty, mr. diaries was my father
thebootydiaries: your-fave-dandy: thebootydiaries: me (manly, strong, huge muscles) when i find out someone is trying to have a different opinion than me I disagree take it back
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thinkin’ about dat boi!!!! i could work w this…….
thebootydiaries: official-alt-right: learher: thebootydiaries: queen-of-kittens: what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out
thebootydiaries: landofsnowandroses: thebootydiaries: the only man i trust is dr. phil Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except
thebootydiaries: pleyersupreme: thebootydiaries: feet pics ma’am 😞 spare feet pics 😞😞
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out
thebootydiaries: 404violetnotfound: thebootydiaries: me: call 911 i’m in pain i just got stabbed white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau bISH U SAID 21 ITS TWENTY
thebootydiaries: ryantheterrible: thebootydiaries: lucifurby: the fattest fucking pigeon ive ever seen don’t bully him he is already going thru so much…,…,.,……… Fat ass stop… he is trying his best :(
thebootydiaries: drfreeze01: thebootydiaries: pls stop rebloggingthis is not how I want to be remembered that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me getting ready for valentines day i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”
thebootydiaries: spankinggod: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this Yeah, because why educate when we can lash out with being overly sensitive?
thebootydiaries: maximum-spiderr: thebootydiaries: Trump is not a bad person.
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: he follows me on tumblr but lets play a quick game of spot the red flags
thebootydiaries: backatitagainwiththatbullshit: thebootydiaries: i want a pet bagel so bad 😍 why it’s my favourite dog bread -_-
thebootydiaries: weirdness-as-always: thebootydiaries: only true 90s kids remember these 😩👌: playing with tamagotchis 😜😜🔥 watching scooby doo 🐶❤️ having movies on vcr 😍 being murdered in the late 1960s to early 1970s
thebootydiaries: hueleacanela: thebootydiaries: “ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this??? The searches you make in google shows your interests, not your intellectual level. You would know if you weren’t dumb. um…………????
thebootydiaries: thecaley: thebootydiaries: ☕️🐸 Who’s the hottie on the left? dam……..u rite
thebootydiaries: gentlycookingchickenbythelake:thebootydiaries: “what are your hobbies?” i can explain
thebootydiaries: lluviaxxxmelancolica: thebootydiaries: what if we pronounced female like tamale tamale isn’t even a fucking word you fucking dipshits. the singular term is TAMAL. “betty ate a fucking tamal. plural is TAMALES. betty and the hoes
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