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thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in
thebootydiaries: theperksofbeingadhd: that-gay-bitch: thebootydiaries: um u “like classical music” but don’t even listen to John Merbecke (c. 1510 – c. 1585), producer of the first musical setting for the English liturgy, who later published
thebootydiaries: feircemajorasblog: thebootydiaries: hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond Wait you have a child? not anymore helen i took care of it
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i think i just got dragt :(
thebootydiaries: ima-fuckingt4ble: thebootydiaries: how some of y'all think this works NO ONE THINKS THIS ok so when people say “make muslims tell isis to stop” how do they think it’ll happen?? i pull out a samsung instead of an iphone????
thebootydiaries: misbegottensoldier:@thebootydiaries u know u’ve made it when people make ur milestones into memes afshdhfjkf i love
thebootydiaries: diesel-wiesel: thebootydiaries: the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice??
thebootydiaries: ijustcameouttohaveagoodtime: thebootydiaries: this makes me sad and reminds me of a song i know called “4 the h8ers” which is on my mixtape that you can download right now on itunes for only ů.99, including 3 bonus tracks Sometimes
thebootydiaries: aph-yes: thebootydiaries: why did i do this why is your name snart blast bc i was trying to write snart blart but it autocorrected
thebootydiaries: spankinggod: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this Yeah, because why educate when we can lash out with being overly sensitive? Some people…
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thebootydiaries: michellehoranstyles: @thebootydiaries i drew u in pixel art it’s so pretty tysm!!
thebootydiaries: backatitagainwiththatbullshit: thebootydiaries: im deleting who’s that cutie on the right tho? 👀 dam….u rite
thebootydiaries: smokys-blog: I saw this really weird ad today @thebootydiaries bye
thebootydiaries: xxuniqueblogxx: thebootydiaries: how people think girls comment on each others selfies: omg gorgeous <3(: that’s my best friend right there <3 you look so good babe ! beautiful as always xoxo how girls actually comment on
thebootydiaries: miscole: thebootydiaries: “be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person??? *5'2 ???? oh im sorry did u break into my home and measure me with a protractor from ur esophagus class from lizard college
thebootydiaries: glaci-uhh:tumblr user @thebootydiaries is my inspiration <3 ♡ never start unbelieving ♡
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i may get thousands of notifications but that doesn’t mean i didn’t see u reblog my post and add “XD” i dont know what i expected Ex deee
thebootydiaries: sadisfaction:Modern art @thebootydiaries can’t trust anyone so i only trust myself
thebootydiaries: cumkween: Farha (@thebootydiaries) is a furry through and through. Don’t let her fool you. ur literally such a rat do not talk to me or myself ever again *don’t talk to me or my sona ever again
thebootydiaries: mrquartzuniverse: thebootydiaries: I GOT MYSELF ON AKINATOR omg… IM SCREAMINF WHY THIS HAPPEN
thebootydiaries: natitheking19: literally my greatest achievement is that thebootydiaries reblogged one of my posts
thebootydiaries: phantasmagoricmusicgirl: thebootydiaries: um u “like classical music” but can’t even name any 2012 one direction songs? ok 😂😂😂 This post physically hurts looks like we got a fake fan here fellas 😂👌 christ almighty
thebootydiaries: becausewritingandstuff: Drew a picturure for @thebootydiaries because I love her so much the accuracy,, the research..,, im??
thebootydiaries: poorly-written-textposts:sometimes i think i should leave the house more and actually meet people because right now @thebootydiaries is my role model and that’s probably not healthy i go out a lot and my role model is the cabbage man
thebootydiaries: agara: why is thebootydiaries in every post…? omg <3
thebootydiaries: kingfrost: thebootydiaries is just a modern-day pizza and is just as obnoxious aw love u :) <3 op is just so kind!
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thebootydiaries: “people ur age are so accomplished but u just sit on ur computer….u never do anything useful” um lol?? explain this???? i can’t believe thebootydiaries killed donald trump
thebootydiaries: sugarandspiceandshit: Disney @thebootydiaries ft. handwritten discourse AFSJGSDJ I LOVE THIS this is so awesome omg
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: bye im never commenting on my friends’ selfies again guess who i just bumped into on another photo
thebootydiaries: horsepubes: thebootydiaries: drfreeze01: thebootydiaries: pls stop rebloggingthis is not how I want to be remembered that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient 1. sen·tient: adjective;able to perceive or feel
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thebootydiaries:pogo947:cr-est:thebootydiaries:cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable. What a queen The hijab is incredibly misogynistic. Glad you all support it so much. cool
thebootydiaries: librarydrone: thebootydiaries: uikoru: thebootydiaries: me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy this is maggie and she wants to know if you think she’s cool she is a star i love her this is Zeus. he also wants
thebootydiaries: shisno: ignite-positivity: thebootydiaries: imtryingtofindaurlthatsnottaken: thebootydiaries: my mom was talking to her fish and i answered. also please run me over why was your mom talking to fish she doesn’t have salmon else
thebootydiaries: exmuslimah: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion
thebootydiaries: skyakafreckles: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af I’m tired of y'all reblog if u tired on point as hell
thebootydiaries: captainofsex: thebootydiaries: captainofsex: thebootydiaries: my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: Do Not Talk To Me . I Dropped My Cashew In Walmart Don’t Hug Me Mom . My Cashew Was Stolen From Me In Walmart They Confiscated My Cashew .
thebootydiaries: normalqadir: thebootydiaries: lullamoon: is @thebootydiaries ok im eating a bagel hbu This is why I don’t trust women sorry
thebootydiaries: read-me-loud-and-queer: my-little-rey-of-sunshine: thebootydiaries: rexcorvii: anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough i thought this said “snap your back”
thebootydiaries: inkora-stuff: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i love making new friends :) she stopped replying :((( where did i go wrong Lmao y r u laugh i lost a friend :(
thebootydiaries: nehuatlfeministx: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: it,s 5am i cant srop thinkig about ramen nodle why did this get 1,671 notes BC it’s a pure form of postmodern performance art.It express the raw need of satisfying something you
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: lookinformylittlegirl: thebootydiaries: nice Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago? am i reading this right? you have an ideology from
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: saw weed 3 times has 7 gf has 9 abs listens to john lemon saw a google image of marijuana sock once has 3 phds on english you: 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf 0 abs listens to marijuana and the diamonds
thebootydiaries: pogo947: cr-est: thebootydiaries: cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable. What a queen The hijab is incredibly misogynistic. Glad you all support it so much.
thebootydiaries:pogo947:cr-est:thebootydiaries: cats4funlol: thebootydiaries: i’ll be sipping my tea over here People with hijabs make me uncomfortable. What a queen The hijab is incredibly misogynistic. Glad you all support it so much. cool
thebootydiaries: xxmissyxxworld:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries:he follows me on tumblr but lets play a quick game of spot the red flags This is why I stay far away from brown guys… cool he’s white
thebootydiaries:nehuatlfeministx:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries:it,s 5am i cant srop thinkig about ramen nodlewhy did this get 1,671 notesBC it’s a pure form of postmodern performance art.It express the raw need of satisfying something you crave without
thebootydiaries: kekethenerd: thebootydiaries: klebolds-kitten: thebootydiaries: proof of all 9 of my abs 4 the haters that said i couldn’t do it…….. I wish I had abs like that :/// goals thats cute but let’s be realistic sweaty… “Sweaty”,
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