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thebootydiaries: appreciation post 4 myself bc im ugly but im trying
thebootydiaries: making my way downtown still making my way downtown downtown is farther than originally thought seriously though did someone move downtown maybe i should’ve taken the bus Day 512: finally made it downtown damn , the mall
thebootydiaries: #so much pain in his expression
thebootydiaries: the things i do for u guys
thebootydiaries: when it’s 6:54pm and he still hasn’t opened ur message but it got delivered and u see that his “last active” was 16 minutes ago when ur sure had sent ur message at 6:37 which means he had to have been online for roughly one minute
thebootydiaries:demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-me: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a waydemon: *immediately exorcizes itself*
thebootydiaries: floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul
thebootydiaries: Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!! Me: Hell yeah, fanart
thebootydiaries: i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
thebootydiaries: what if we pronounced female like tamale
thebootydiaries: which lana del rey song is this
thebootydiaries: i followed someone and like 2 seconds later they messaged me “are u sure” and honestly if that ain’t me………
thebootydiaries: a catfish
thebootydiaries: don’t u ever come near me or my son again
thebootydiaries: listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️
thebootydiaries: this is why i blocked my brother on facebook
thebootydiaries: boy: i love sporty girls me: wen the ball go thru the hoop..,,… i live 4 that 😩😩👌💯
thebootydiaries: have a seat we need to talk
thebootydiaries: feet pics ma’am 😞 spare feet pics 😞😞
thebootydiaries: me: saw weed 3 times has 7 gf has 9 abs listens to john lemon saw a google image of marijuana sock once has 3 phds on english you: 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf 0 abs listens to marijuana and the diamonds never met picasso irl never heard
thebootydiaries: why is it so hard 2 make friends :(
thebootydiaries: me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds* me: the suffering begins
thebootydiaries:*orders something on amazon*Me 5 mins later: where it at tho
thebootydiaries: am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes
thebootydiaries: funkincronuts: squad goals
thebootydiaries: *it starts raining* me: yes *lighting appears* me: yES *thunders explode* me: YES *raining intensifies* me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
thebootydiaries:dentist: open up pleaseme: sometimes i get sad
thebootydiaries: someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
thebootydiaries: me: bae I want to try out something different tonight (; gf: what is it? (; me: It’s gonna be rough ((; gf: I’m down babe lets try it! (; me: *hands her boxing gloves* square up
thebootydiaries: who did this to him?? who????? NO☹️
thebootydiaries: me
thebootydiaries: i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :)
thebootydiaries: farha’s guide to success
thebootydiaries: when he says people in niqabs make him uncomfortable
thebootydiaries: thinkin’ about dat boi!!!!
thebootydiaries: THIS IS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
thebootydiaries: me in ikea thinking abt how i’m gonna hide furniture inside my hijab to take home
thebootydiaries: Tears fill my eyes as I read the words on my screen. The world seems to stop spinning for the slightest second as I re-read the anonymous message over and over again, gripping on to the hope that the words will magically disappear. But
thebootydiaries: i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately
thebootydiaries:When I was in high school they told me I wouldn’t succeed and I’d never make it. I almost gave up. Now? I’m 19 and I just got 30 likes on a tumblr post. goals
thebootydiaries: hold me back You think the dog on the right is cute? Tragic.
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time
thebootydiaries: it sure is
thebootydiaries: when i get my paycheck and its ū more than usual
thebootydiaries:HALAL DM’S 101
thebootydiaries: deadtrash: look at this flower i found, nature is beautiful crazy how nature make dat
thebootydiaries: saddestblogger: your shaved arms are lovely m’lady dont insult otis like this
thebootydiaries: so im on facebook and i see obv im interested so i click it and but wait whats that?? the article literally says ??? ??????? why are all racists illiterate????
thebootydiaries: #yaaaasss gaga you look beautiful yaaasssssss
thebootydiaries: when boys have bleu eyes <3
thebootydiaries: me: i hate this me: *reblogs it*
thebootydiaries: me: hi ma'am how are u today customer: *ignores me* me:
thebootydiaries: me trying to decide if i should use “asgdjdhsgfh” or “fjgkhgkkfgjhk” or “cjkfhsjxdjxjsx” or “qjkcz;/gdjx;k”
thebootydiaries: my sister just came into my room and said “who is peep” out of nowhere and im like??? what????? and she’s just staring and me and repeats “who is peep”?? then we’re quiet for like a full 5 seconds and we’re just staring
