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thebootydiaries:me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the oceanme, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
thebootydiaries:asking a white guy why he’s wearing open toe sandals in the middle of winter is slut shaming
thebootydiaries:im no activist but ISIS are a bunch of thots
thebootydiaries: so im on facebook and i see obv im interested so i click it and but wait whats that?? the article literally says ??? ??????? why are all racists illiterate????
thebootydiaries: methlaboratories: seasons greetings god damn it
thebootydiaries:person: you’re pretty cool!me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time
thebootydiaries: trump just won the new hampshire primary :) so :) lets :) look :) at :) this :)))
thebootydiaries: it sure is
thebootydiaries: me comparing my follower count to the number of notes on my selfie
thebootydiaries: gurl imma have to call you back
thebootydiaries: is staff ok
thebootydiaries: boy: you up? me with one bloodshot eye open, shaking: ya lol wyd
thebootydiaries: this is the best thing that’s happened to me
thebootydiaries: notdeadbabies:My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well. grandma
thebootydiaries: bf: come over me: i can’t im eating leaves bf: my parents aren’t home me: im a vegan
thebootydiaries: Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?”I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?”He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your
thebootydiaries:you: fall out boyme, an intellectual: descend quickly elsewhere juvenile male preadolescent
thebootydiaries:mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* me: ?? best friends???? forever??
thebootydiaries:mum: clean ur roomme: haha unfollowed and blocked
thebootydiaries: when i get my paycheck and its ū more than usual
thebootydiaries: the truth is out there
thebootydiaries: me trying to pay my tuition
thebootydiaries: goodnight everyone except the person who made this
thebootydiaries: guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
thebootydiaries: if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
thebootydiaries: deadtrash: look at this flower i found, nature is beautiful crazy how nature make dat
thebootydiaries: methlaboratories: seasons greetings god damn it Pffft.
thebootydiaries: when u and bae send a message at the same time <3
thebootydiaries: this represents my soul
thebootydiaries: have a seat we need to talk
thebootydiaries: me: wow that guy is attractiveme to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
thebootydiaries:is staff ok
thebootydiaries: every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep
thebootydiaries: [the sky is grey and it’s cold outside] me: yesssss [the wind picks up and it starts to rain] me: Y ESSSSSSS
thebootydiaries: My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol Me (what I really mean): you
thebootydiaries:which lana del rey song is this
thebootydiaries:me: *looks out the window*me: when will my online purchases arrive
thebootydiaries:Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is
thebootydiaries: appreciation post 4 myself bc im ugly but im trying
thebootydiaries: you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,
thebootydiaries:operator: 911, please hold.me: stop murdering me for a sec; we’re on hold.murderer: ok
thebootydiaries: me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand? pet: :/
thebootydiaries:reaper: i have come to take youme: let me ask my momreaper: it’s not a choi-me: she said no
thebootydiaries: me talking to myself: good point
thebootydiaries: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
thebootydiaries:me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please
thebootydiaries:doctor: looks like we’ll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you’re familiar with?me: I’ve spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats
thebootydiaries:me: i want to feel somethingemotions: okay here you gome: Put It Back
thebootydiaries:me: i wish someone liked mesomeone: [likes me]me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
thebootydiaries:him: *replies back 10mins later*me: *replies back 20mins later cuz he wanna play games wit me*
thebootydiaries:Me: oh thats cute*checks price tag*Me: no its not
thebootydiaries:Me: goodnight moonMoon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never beMe: alright
thebootydiaries:dog: BARKme (with the same tone and volume): WHAT
thebootydiaries: she was Werther’s Original Caramel Hard Candies 200mg Free Shipping but hewasdiabetic
thebootydiaries: why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking
thebootydiaries:11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreckin december: life is a polar expresswreck
thebootydiaries:me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game
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