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egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: bahorelfanclub: why are there bruises on my knees i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
egberts: important
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
egberts: *throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
egberts: i like this perfection glasses meme. the character at the end of the post is always a surprise.
egberts: when somebody tells me to do something I was already going to do i just immediately don’t wanna do it anymore
egberts:reviving this in honor of 4/13. happy homestuck day everyone!
egberts: it’s been a year?? since homestuck ended?? but here i am
egberts: this fucking urban exploring clickbait “found bones in the paris catacombs” no… shit…
egberts: also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
egberts: striders: cursed tumblr glitches this post is haunted
egberts: “play stupid games, win stupid prizes” is such a good and powerful saying. i love it
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
egberts: literally nobody hates homestuck more than people who still like homestuck
egberts:willabee:she’s trappeda prison of her own making
egberts:hate when randos got me blocked like BITCH i wanna reblog your funny text post on my dash
egberts:people who’s siblings are into the same thing as them, wild,
egberts: you kids today with your texting and murder
egberts: i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
egberts: *uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
