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egberts:big mood
egberts: mrhappy21: bears-official: kosmonin: im soup if i fits im soup
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
egberts: you2tolemymagicvanillacupcakes: do you love the colour of the skype which one
egberts: gloomysandwichgirl: There’s no food in my house *dying whale noise* whale: there is no krill in the ocean *teenage girl noise*
egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website
egbert-gets-grody: charman-ders: whateverglades: literally a regular Tuesday in Florida haha he looks fucking traumatized “the nipples just..just came off..” “Another Florida woman-“
egberts: if you’re ever sad just be thankful you arent
egberts: i want eminem to write a song called skittles
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
egberts: sometimes i laugh because im a legal adult
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die
egberts: mom sure is a common name….
egberts: *swoops in and saves your text post from 0 notes*
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
egberts: rniraclewhip: when someone unfollows me did you just use my dads facebook status for your text post
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
egberts: like-lucy-in-the-sky: why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs “our
egberts: imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled
egberts: if you watch anime in japanese while around other people without headphones u are brave
egberts: how do parents do that thing where they’re asleep two seconds after they close their eyes
egberts: i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
egberts: for only 6,000 dollar you can buy the entire sun
egberts: honestly tho, jokes aside, the blockquotes and conversation-focused layout of tumblr posts was one of the unique and endearing features of tumblr. it has literally been a staple of this website for years. if we wanted a basic looking comments
egberts: this shooting is going to create a landslide of other homophobic hate crimes. if you’re going out to any pride parades, clubs, hangouts, anything please be careful, be safe, and watch out for anybody suspicious. don’t be afraid to call the
egberts: every time I see that 80s text meme I read it in the same tone as “how bout I do anyway!” from history of Japan
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
egberts: when a slow download finally finishes
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: looks like october is…. octover
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts:of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5
egberts: this is why rich politicians hate twitter and social media and blame it for “corrupting” our minds - because its opening our eyes. allowing us to see beyond what they want us to see. we aren’t being corrupted, we’re being educated.
egberts: “Chain Fountain: as the chain flows out of the glass under the pull of gravity the beads don’t simply roll over the edge but instead arc up upward like a fountain. As each link is pulled and tilted upward the adjacent link is tilted downward
egberts: pizza: lokii-d: binaryhearts: landogrey: hannahcolwell: stigmatophiliac: WHAT WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. whaat what whatt what wut hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
egberts: my dads first facebook status in over a year
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
