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egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: *throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*
egberts: *accidentally shuts off video game system before I save* I can never play this game again
egberts:*accidentally shuts off video game system before I save* I can never play this game again
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: just trust me ok Read More
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts: if you think tumblr is bad about memes now you must not have been around for the summer of 2012 “night blogging”
egberts:this is so cute and wholesome and I’m dead over it I’m crying
egberts: charleypollard: no. exempli gratia (for example) and id est (that is) I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this. FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I THOUGH “I.E.” WAS IN EXAMPLE AND “E.G.” WAS SOME DUMB WAY OF SAYING “EGGSAMPLE”
egberts: I want to fight Tom nook
egberts: how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on
egberts: also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
egberts: thinkin about pizza but being broke
egberts: when a slow download finally finishes
egberts: sparkanite: Homestuck is 6. Homestuck is older than about 9% of people. There are kids who have never lived in a world without Homestuck.
egberts: smorses54: just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five
egberts: everyone has used their broom as a microphone and done that thing where they bend forward with it between their legs like they’re singing on stage
egberts:“tumblr is a dying website” then how do i still see hundreds of completely new and unique posts every single day hmmmm
egberts: did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs
egberts: i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
egberts: if somebody says something that’s exciting to them or bigs news and you say “nobody cares” you are literally a huge asshole, why would you intentionally ruin somebody’s good feeling? what did you gain from that? the satisfaction of making
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts:*calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: my sisters facebook status
egberts: how many times can the same post be on my dash in a row: a documentary
egberts: shorthalt: shorthalt: shorthalt: a canon url is a position of power Every person with a canon URL reblogging this is asserting their dominance list of notable people who have reblogged this post people with canon urls who tag it #lol people
egberts: the-real-skye: iamcharlesxavier: So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life A MANSION And the inside
egberts: i bet in hell everyones face looks like this
