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egberts: charleypollard: no. exempli gratia (for example) and id est (that is) I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this. FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I THOUGH “I.E.” WAS IN EXAMPLE AND “E.G.” WAS SOME DUMB WAY OF SAYING “EGGSAMPLE”
egberts: zakuro-san: satinhands: plankt0n: lost-moonlight: Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen. No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally
egbert-in-space: trubografx16: angelwinona: MASTERPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MASTERP @golgothasterrorizing enoy the laughin lizards
egberts: bahorelfanclub: why are there bruises on my knees i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
egberts:idk if this has already been on tumblr but i saw it on fb and it killed me
egberts:weaselle:picsthatmakeyougohmm:hmmm this is some kind of commentary on how sometimes a compromise between two things just results in something useless for any of the original intentions. you’ve seen a spork… now get ready for the foon
egberts:thestuffedalligator:This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.
egberts:striders:anyone around me in any context: my main goal…me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts: why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: rniraclewhip: when someone unfollows me did you just use my dads facebook status for your text post
egberts: “Chain Fountain: as the chain flows out of the glass under the pull of gravity the beads don’t simply roll over the edge but instead arc up upward like a fountain. As each link is pulled and tilted upward the adjacent link is tilted downward
egberts: everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five
egberts: the surgery was a success…… u are now a walking wifi hotspot…..
egberts:my five year old brother was just like “whys there a sun” and im distracted so i was like “idk” and he was like “UGH ITS JUST A MYSTERY BIG GIANT LIGHT BULB” and im laughing so hard omfg
egberts: there’s um… definitely a difference between a 15 year old having a crush on the stranger things/it kids and a 20 year old obsessing over/fetishizing the stranger things/it kids… so maybe y'all grown ass adults need to reevaluate
egberts: johnnyjoestarrelatable:did you know the snails lay eggs from their cheeks… their snussy is really right on their face… bussing it open for all to see
egberts:willabee:she’s trappeda prison of her own making
egberts:Pietro I’m a hot dog
egberts:striders:(mobster voice) say somethin’ else and youse gonna be plinkin’ with the horses make ‘im wear a pair of concrete horseshoes
egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let wifi raise your kid
egberts:itwashotwestayedinthewater:itwashotwestayedinthewater: bungus welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
egberts:um….. do what with your favorite flavored syrup?
egberts: *gets bored on tumblr and closes tumblr* *waits 2 seconds* *opens tumblr*
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: *takes my pillowpets on a walk*
egberts:*sees wordy lengthy post* not today
egberts:mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2
egberts: psceswtch:
egberts: the-real-skye: iamcharlesxavier: So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life A MANSION And the inside
egberts: song: *goes from one headphone to the other* me:
egberts:anime with a promising plot is completely ruined when they add ecchi elements… it’s so bad i don’t even wanna watch it past episode one… like, i’m about to make like those big anime tiddies and bounce
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: isnt it weird how you can sense when somebody watches anime
egberts: coolscar: *throws down some sick beats* *picks up sick beats and nurses them back to health*
egberts: 2ullox: I was playing cards against humanity and literally me
egberts: kisseskarkat: example A thats the picture i made that post about
egberts: i couldnt if i fried
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
egberts: advice for every homestuck who hasn’t seen the update yet: don’t. save yourself now and quit homestuck. just stop. get out of here while you still can. If only it was that simple. One glance at my dash and I already know everything that
egberts:*accidentally shuts off video game system before I save* I can never play this game again
egberts: “you stole that joke from tumblr” i posted that joke to tumblr
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
egberts: bahorelfanclub:why are there bruises on my kneesi snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: i cant listen to the song gangnam style because every time it comes on the radio my mom says “open condom style”
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: pug-of-tea: entercamelot: the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point okay but thugJESUS
egberts: gloomysandwichgirl: There’s no food in my house *dying whale noise* whale: there is no krill in the ocean *teenage girl noise*
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
