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egberts: “hey you have a zit on your-” YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts: I love how people’s voices sound different depending on what language they’re speaking, like some languages are deeper than others and some are high pitched, or fast languages and slow languages etc it’s just cool idk
egberts:heathyr:aceofultron:soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it’s their last words you ever hear them say so you don’t know who your soulmate is until you lose themthank you satanwhat if you spent
egberts: helioscentrifuge: oKAY ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CHOPSTICK SNACK PHOTOGRAPHS THOSE ARE FUCKING SOUR GUMMY WORMS. YOU EAT THEM WITH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS BECAUSE THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR YOUNGER DAYS
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: ordering a pizza
egberts: nicolasiscaged: what do #1 pencils look like
egberts: if you think tumblr is bad about memes now you must not have been around for the summer of 2012 “night blogging”
egberts:i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: this shooting is going to create a landslide of other homophobic hate crimes. if you’re going out to any pride parades, clubs, hangouts, anything please be careful, be safe, and watch out for anybody suspicious. don’t be afraid to call the
egberts:I have watched this 25 times
egberts: snazziest: “I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS” okay does anyone else hear this thud
egberts: *uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
egberts: Total Solar Eclipse August 21, 2017 Photo Credit: NASA/Joel Kowsky
egberts: *dosent notice typo until post has 200 notes*
egberts: how can ppl just put the pokemon they’ve been training since the beginning of the game in their box and start using legendaries how could you do that to your pokemon they trusted you
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
egberts: have you ever put something in a safe place so you dont lose it but then you forget the safe place
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts:pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day
egberts:i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: “you stole that joke from tumblr” i posted that joke to tumblr
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
egberts: if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry
egbert-gets-grody: charman-ders: whateverglades: literally a regular Tuesday in Florida haha he looks fucking traumatized “the nipples just..just came off..” “Another Florida woman-“
egberts: medusan: abc family hasn’t had a harry potter marathon in a while im worried just wait until they get permission to show deathly hollows part II on tv, they’ll probably change their name to hp family and change their logo to the deathly
egberts: heartbreakur: when i look in the mirror: when i try to take a picture: is it just me or does this person look exactly like fiona from shrek
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
egberts: 15 layers of art. none of them labeled. one line that isn’t supposed to be there. good luck.
egberts: i want to kiss somebody that lives really far awaaaay
egberts: do you ever just think about somebody and
egberts: IF I CANT PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS THEN I WILL BE KINGDOM HEARTS
egberts: when you hear your online friends voice for the first time
egberts: idk looks the same to me
egberts: i’m in denile
egberts:*calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts: I hate seeing these posts that are like “reblog in __ minutes or your _____ will die” literally what the fuck kind of sick joke is that do you not realize how anxious or nervous or paranoid or worried that could make somebody feel, that
egberts: so many people wanted this rebloggable im actually crying
egberts: imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
