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egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egbert-gets-grody: charman-ders: whateverglades: literally a regular Tuesday in Florida haha he looks fucking traumatized “the nipples just..just came off..” “Another Florida woman-“
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds Ahah I will forever reblog this!
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: please look at this dog wearing socks
egberts:is it just me or is every past naruto kid going through their naruto phase again?
egberts: all of my friends and family from Kansas are posting about an earthquake there a little bit ago. apparently the epicenter was in Oklahoma and it was a 5.8 magnitude. I hope everyone is okay!!! Earthquakes occur when tectonic plates rub togethe
egberts:tfw you’re typing and the other person’s typing bubble comes up too so you select all and copy what you wrote before deleting it so that your typing bubble goes away but then their’s also goes away because they did the same thing
egberts: Total Solar Eclipse August 21, 2017 Photo Credit: NASA/Joel Kowsky
egberts: cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 is a really great movie
egberts:bill running with his wee little triangle legs
egberts: why do we say “thrilling trilogy” when we could say “thrillogy”
egberts: *gets stuck in a top tens video loop on youtube* help me
egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
egberts: the emotional difference between saying ok and okay is huge
egberts: ordering a pizza
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: here you go
egberts: this guy i havent talked to since 2011 just messaged me and went “mreow? XD”
egberts: i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5
egberts: the surgery was a success…… u are now a walking wifi hotspot…..
egberts: people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it? sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place? you have bad dick?
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: astrolopy: egberts: do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top
egberts: wizardshark: egberts: imagine a dinosaur ok now what imagine two dinosaurs
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
egberts: beatrixtipplepot: egberts: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question you didnt just do that
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life I waited a minute for this to load before I read the rest of the post. Wow.
egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
egberts: egberts: i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life O
egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter
egberts: eternal-guru: egberts: *heavy breathing* hi kevin Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me. *breathing heavier* sorry kevin
egberts: egberts: read some negative reviews of one of my fave movies and i actually feel like my feelings are hurt
egberts:merrrrrrrrry:demonic-mnemonic:foxyclock:egberts:at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the secret fifth season of Sherlock was real and came out tomorrow This is how johnlock can still become canonARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING METhese articles
egberts:egberts:gays born in the 1990s be like *sits in an uncomfortable chair just because it looks cool*
egberts: coolscar: egberts: coolscar: IM LEARNING TO SPEAK FURBY furbies speak english KAH-LOO-LOO NOO-LAH DOO-DAH KAH-LOO-LOO how do you say shut the fuck up in furby
egberts: highasfuckernoodles: egberts: babies are so chill you can just set stuff on their heads and they don’t even care How do you know this? i’m the oldest of ten kids, i know some stuff about babies
egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only 24 hours in one day
egberts:joedrewraps:egberts:I’m weird as shit but at least I’m not mean *weird as shit AND not mean. 2 positive thing God you’re so right…. ‘not mean’ means not being mean to myself either….
