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egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: people who dont have an internet addiction must be bored all the time
egberts: if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry
egberts: you kids today with your texting and murder
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: maaaaaan why you gotta talk down on celebs because of their own personal life choices lay off
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: “you stole that joke from tumblr” i posted that joke to tumblr
egberts: xehanort: every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school even scarier
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
egberts: when a slow download finally finishes
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it? sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place? you have bad dick?
egberts: my kitty fell asleep on me so i said “are you sleeping” and she meowed really quietly it was the cutest thing ever im gonna die
egberts: looks like october is…. octover
egberts-plush-posterior: princerits: HONK Gamzee Makara that was like super scary and super seriousand then the last gif.
egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five
egberts: this is the most flawless vine i have ever seen
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
egberts:this weatherman working from home has a cat and she’s a little celebrity
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts:the princess that could feel that pea through all of those mattresses was autistic
egberts: i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5
egberts: memes are so unpredictable, they come out of nowhere and they can be literally anything, i mean who would’ve guessed the Brady bunch would be all over our dashboards? while we’re at home… at work… at sküle…
egberts:DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN” AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt elaborate suspected pedophile
egberts: Sims 4 is free on Origin on both PC and MAC right now if anyone wants it lol
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
egberts:support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older
egberts: *uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
