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egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
egberts: when a slow download finally finishes
egberts: pizza: lokii-d: binaryhearts: landogrey: hannahcolwell: stigmatophiliac: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. whaat what whatt what wut hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: fingers crossed
egberts: how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on
egberts: here you go
egberts: need me a freak that’ll sit in the same room with me in absolute silence while we’re both on our computers wearing headphones
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts: medusan: abc family hasn’t had a harry potter marathon in a while im worried just wait until they get permission to show deathly hollows part II on tv, they’ll probably change their name to hp family and change their logo to the deathly
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: looks like october is…. octover
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN” AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
egberts: i hate when people use age as an indicator of maturity
egberts: what if writers are just people from other universes that got reincarnated here and they subconsciously write about the world they came from
egberts: i wonder how much salt has been wasted filming supernatural
egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
egberts: i quit high school because everyone was singing and i was terrified
egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts:i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: *throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*
egberts: CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW
egberts: *takes my pillowpets on a walk*
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: memes are so unpredictable, they come out of nowhere and they can be literally anything, i mean who would’ve guessed the Brady bunch would be all over our dashboards? while we’re at home… at work… at sküle…
egberts: woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!
egberts: if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry
egberts: rickrolling has been back for two days and it’s already getting old because everywhere you look theres a link to a rickroll, at least i can personally say im never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert
egberts: americans don’t love the fourth of july because they’re patriotic, they love it because they get a free pass to blow shit up
egberts: i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies
egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
