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egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: “you stole that joke from tumblr” i posted that joke to tumblr
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time* Me
egberts: *uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
egberts: also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: how do skateboard people get the skateboards to stick to their feet
egberts: everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
egberts: *throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts: “Chain Fountain: as the chain flows out of the glass under the pull of gravity the beads don’t simply roll over the edge but instead arc up upward like a fountain. As each link is pulled and tilted upward the adjacent link is tilted downward
egberts: do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: my girlfriend is EXPLOITING ME
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
