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egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
egberts: intercourse more like yes of course
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds Jesus Christ what is happening we’re going to mcdonalds
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
egberts: when a slow download finally finishes
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
egberts: uncomfortable
egberts: two part posts with uneven notes make me
egberts: *throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*
egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
egberts: ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?
egberts: *goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
egberts:wickedwonderlandd:nsomniacsdream:nsomniacsdream:nsomniacsdream:the-real-skeletor:I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles393837
egberts:*calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts:*sees wordy lengthy post* not today
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person @bisexualwookie that one time I told you to get on my shoulders so we could be 10′10″ of anger 😂
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
egberts: pizza: lokii-d: binaryhearts: landogrey: hannahcolwell: stigmatophiliac: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. whaat what whatt what wut hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
egberts: hey kid….. u want some…. spongebob reaction images *opens trench coat*
egberts: *accidentally shuts off video game system before I save* I can never play this game again
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
egberts: bikinipowerbottom: Guy on the right is like “Girl bye” guy on the left like “girl hi”
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
egberts: you kids today with your texting and murder
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time* Me
egberts: where can i buy that for free
egberts: newtongeisszler: WHY you’ve been watching it for four minutes it must mean something to you
egberts:this is the most flawless vine i have ever seen
egberts: *calls you bro while we’re cuddling*
egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.
egberts:life honestly gets so much better when you stop hating pop music for no reason
egberts: *uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
egberts:also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
