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lemonysuggestions: elusive-suggestions: clatterbane: blazingjaya: steeleholtingon: glumshoe: jemthecrystalgem: lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom
trashfirefallon: thebibliosphere: glumshoe: when you add an Internet friend’s phone number to your contacts list and enter their name as [First Name] [Username] I also like to upload a picture of their icon. Partly because I’m awful at remembering
changingmorphologies: keatonpatti: I thought the closed captioning was messed up, but nope, he actually said that. @glumshoe
dont-offend-the-bees: glumshoe: slumbermancer: gomjabbar: gomjabbar: They Could Be Giants They’re Probably Giants I Bet They’re Giants I Wouldn’t Be Surprised if They Were Giants But Maybe They’re Just Standing Too Close i cant believe
spikedbat: glumshoe: One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists
animatedamerican: glumshoe:it takes a village to raise the dead it takes the dead to raze a village
vampireapologist: glumshoe: tumblr is one of the best platforms on the internet if what you want out of social media is to watch furry vore fetishists get into fights with vegans i’m having a time
vampireapologist: thebibliosphere: glumshoe:What is the weirdest way you have deflected/discouraged street harassment? Talked about giant hats with excruciating volume and enthusiasm. When I started beekeeping I found out that male bees don’t sting
sexy-cryptkeeper: urbanspaceman: theshay-shay: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedorkface: glumshoe: there-was-a-girl: memes-and-musicals: musicalhell: necrotelecomnicon: prokopetz: silver-tongues-blog: prokopetz:
squided: glumshoe: strangerdarkerbetter: gahdamnpunk: We’re literally doomed At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy,
cryoverkiltmilk: toknowtheweirdingway: vetstudentlive: Dune-Frank Herbert thanks I love it!!! @glumshoe
the-marxist-mash: teaboot: glumshoe: childrenofdune: Here is Denis Villeneuve’s DUNE title. The minimalism. DUNC D U N C D U N C
jeonsdear:glumshoe:Everyone talks about “teeth falling out” and “inappropriate nudity” being almost universally common dreams but no one acknowledges the “attempt at a sex dream that is interrupted by a long series of tedious problems and inconveniences”.
marloviandevil: grednforgesgirl: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedorkface: glumshoe: there-was-a-girl: memes-and-musicals: musicalhell: necrotelecomnicon: prokopetz: silver-tongues-blog: prokopetz: stumblngrumbl:
gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines?
xennariel: vaerellisking: glumshoe: What are some solar eclipse traditions you know of? Taking down the fire nation Turning everyone in the country into a powerful alchemic stone.
korcky07: glumshoe: I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds! “I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.”“There she is.”*video zooms in on seal*“Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”
imarainydaykindagirl: glumshoe: mildlyartisticsuperdetective: OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix) These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and
gallusrostromegalus: glumshoe: My Christmas gifts were a headlamp and a lockpicking set. I think my relatives are trying to encourage me to go do crimes. “Be Gay, Do Crimes” is the theme for 2019
mablepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
aqua468: mablepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.) This is what made me watch Gravity Falls.
clatterbane: blazingjaya: steeleholtingon: glumshoe: jemthecrystalgem: lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine”
honestlynatalie: geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman
vealchopy:ineffably-crowley:sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby.
indifen: visionaryness: liger-zero-schneider: hitbyspacejunk: ask-sparkgap: lesbian-cryptid: porciacatonis: shredsandpatches: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. I got “topheavy
acosmodot: glumshoe: tits-n-trix: daveydiscoballs: He would get eaten by a sea monster immediately with such a bright flashy tail and no natural camouflage, but I’m glad the photographer recorded this rare chance encounter Common misconception.
elodieunderglass: glumshoe: wild-west-wind: wild-west-wind: I LOVE THESE OKAPI AND THEIR BIG SMILES SO MUCH I feel like y’all aren’t appreciating that Okapi are endangered, extremely hard to find animals (even the folks studying them don’t
super-sandri: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #was
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
averypottermormon: therorasaurus: nepetaz: glumshoe: souryellows: when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the
fieldbears: knitmeapony: glumshoe: So is Pokemon Go essentially a sneaky exercise app? Sorta! It’s a way to gameify collecting mapping and walking data from people, actually, but it doubles as an exercise app, or at least a get-out-of-the-house
emily-adomestic: gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines? Yes
geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was
markingatlightspeed: raincloudsandsunbeams: maxanaxam: tinyqueenusagi-chan: glumshoe: The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over. “Here’s a
thoughtsfromthewindowsill: glumshoe: Made a little girl cry today. I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing
dipprepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
wunderscheisse: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. holy want him
fleamontpotter: glumshoe: One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand. I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied
luciferianoasmodeitaci: mindofchaz: vividhotsexy: glumshoe:the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it MoC 🤘🏼😈♀️⬆️🙇🏻♀️🙇🏼♀️🙇🏽♀️🆓🔜😈♈🐺🤘🏼
riversticks: glumshoe: Apparently the creator of Pepe the Frog has just killed him off in a comic because he’s so upset by his use as a white supremacist symbol. Open casket and everything. This is hilarious, yeah, but reading Matt Furie’s explanation
callipygianology: callipygianology: solarpunkprincess: brightblackbird: callipygianology: glumshoe: Cemetery forests would be great, if you could get them to work out ecologically. Not only would you have healthy, sustainable burials with physical
slytherintothetardis: mori-esque: bring-us-back-light: politeq: glumshoe: pipistrellus: kuttithevangu: The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks and turns out the foxes
wunderscheisse: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #There are so many things about this image that I love
nipplecitie: murat2701: bbwasshole: folkman86: glumshoe: Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour. Beautiful fucking asshole Tam yarrağıma layık koca götlü
thetalkingpoltergeist: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? Hogwarts
celticpyro: glumshoe: fugdamatriarchy: failnation: My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks. Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia. You have to appreciate the irony of birds
vaerellisking: glumshoe: What are some solar eclipse traditions you know of? Taking down the fire nation
dirtypuzzle: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and
banana-leto: glumshoe: I think people believe in the Illuminati and a shitton of ridiculous conspiracy theories because they suggest that there’s order to the world, and that everything happens for a reason related to a larger plan. An evil plan, yes,
thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
vividhotsexy: glumshoe:the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
thebattyblacklolita: glumshoe: Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little
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