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ladyknighttime: secondlina: diloolie: kramergate: kisshugger: i know this wont happen to me so why is it making me uncomfortable how will other werewolfs know im married @thebibliosphere A good werewolf is prepared. @glumshoe @a-fragile-sort-of-a
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews:Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmanna he has been chosen this is literally the beginning of space jam
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
modmad:themightyglamazon:glumshoe:nowlander:glumshoe:what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.We are always begging
ghostingrose:glumshoe:lady-lizbian:glumshoe:my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in …i did read some
zooophagous: autobotsaboteur: tamingtarot: glumshoe: therealcaitie: glumshoe: You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.” And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves nah man Steve
brehaaorgana: shut-up-hippie: glumshoe: frosttrix: glumshoe: I just saw the weirdest ad on YouTube. I thought it was for a new WWII video game, but it didn’t seem to be selling anything - it looked like some kind of weird pro-Poland propaganda
a-magpie-witchling: glumshoe: glumshoe: The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer. Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the
eamhhair:glumshoe:glumshoe:Shopping for laptops fucking sucks ‘cause I don’t know shit about computers. I’ve never had a computer with a functional webcam or microphone or the ability to play computer games made later than 2005 or a speaker that
theknightlyrealist: demonologique: glumshoe: glumshoe: raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the
ghostingrose: glumshoe:lady-lizbian:glumshoe:my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in …i did read
pipistrellus: glumshoe: glumshoe: according to the seller, this bracelet is haunted by the spirit of a baby dolphin named Yebba that can control your dreams Update: YEBBA HAS BEEN SOLD! so thrilled that yebba found a forever home
n7-commander-ryder: pharaoh-doll: miazaz: zooophagous: autobotsaboteur: tamingtarot: glumshoe: therealcaitie: glumshoe: You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.” And you see
slackeremeritus: glumshoe: bigwordsandsharpedges: keyhollow: glumshoe: When my godsister and I were kids, her parents got this wolf-shaped cookie jar that howled whenever the lid was opened to prevent her sneaking her hand in and stealing cookies.
octii-pies: youngdonut: nightskyie: glumshoe: hans-the-liesmith: glumshoe: I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. Reblog
vassraptor: neurodivergent-crow: glumshoe: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: glumshoe: Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female
u-u-h:hopesterling:glumshoe:glumshoe:Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”Me: “…well…there’s me?”Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything
nightskyie: glumshoe: hans-the-liesmith: glumshoe: I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. Reblog if you want Dwayne’s
pansexualcookware: glumshoe: glumshoe: Jumpsuits/coveralls: hot or not? yo waddap it’s me your pal Ellen Ripley Depends who’s wearing them honestly.
modmad: bartholomewrose: glumshoe: partyshadow: glumshoe: @ guns: stop being so fucking hard to draw I don’t want to fill an entire sketchbook with practice drawings of guns but if that’s what it takes…. At first I thought you meant they
doorstoplord: glumshoe: glumshoe: People (including my own parents) are constantly telling me I look like Buster Keaton and have been for years, and while I’m flattered, I can barely see it. I’ve cosplayed him and I still don’t see it. All the
spookyghostiesandthings: derpomatic: glumshoe: semoka: glumshoe: It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer. wear the reds and oranges and pull
jumpingjacktrash: kawaiite-mage: glumshoe: docincredible: glumshoe: I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor. … Where
miazaz: zooophagous: autobotsaboteur: tamingtarot: glumshoe: therealcaitie: glumshoe: You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.” And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves
inkabelledesigns: spookyghostiesandthings: derpomatic: glumshoe: semoka: glumshoe: It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer. wear the reds and
silentauroriamthereal: norrington-hell: glumshoe: glumshoe: Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture? My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as
maggiekarp2: seasonallydefective: screaminglamps: glumshoe: glumshoe: alicefulloflove: roach-works: pacificcoasthighway: ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill
musiclovingmoth:glumshoe:kind-demons:glumshoe:is there anything more sensual than a big decaying log or a pile of large, flat stones?yes. have you considered:i win. meh, passnow THIS baby is begging to be turned over
peaceheather:glumshoe: glumshoe: Last night my father brought me “a nice tall glass of ice water” and stood there watching me closely as I sipped it. I pretended to swallow, at which point he threw his head back and laughed maniacally. While he
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fang107: glumshoe: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.) It’s a perfect circle. The triangle is equilateral. Someone carefully measured out the proportions and spent a lot of to time making this thing. Ohmygod
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: first-emperor: glumshoe: sometimes I wonder if everyone who hates pineapple on pizza has ever had pineapple on pizza or is just reacting to the concept of it I was disgusted by the idea of it, but now I won’t eat pizza without
pharaoh-doll: miazaz: zooophagous: autobotsaboteur: tamingtarot: glumshoe: therealcaitie: glumshoe: You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.” And you see Stingrays as the devil
swingsetindecember: thatll-do: buttmunchersanon: cedrwydden: glumshoe: phanwithme: glumshoe: I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included
hopesterling:glumshoe:glumshoe:Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”Me: “…well…there’s me?”Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to
demonologique: glumshoe: glumshoe: raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in
hello-missvixy: zooophagous: autobotsaboteur: tamingtarot: glumshoe: therealcaitie: glumshoe: You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.” And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves
nightskyie: glumshoe: hans-the-liesmith: glumshoe: I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle
mossyoakswampdonkey:dadpat–tactual: demonologique: glumshoe: glumshoe: raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister
let-itbebabygirl: glumshoe: glumshoe: TV character: [sees blood]TV character: [touches blood]TV character: [rubs fingers together]TV character: “It’s blood.” Also TV character: [sees mysterious white powder]TV character: [dips finger in powder]TV
thebibliosphere: nosoundinspace: buckyforcap: glumshoe: absynthe–minded: glumshoe: I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs.
marquisedemasque:glumshoe: glumshoe: Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with
sleepy-alchemist:obsessionsofabooklover:glumshoe:glumshoe:any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find
autisticexpression:glumshoe:tits-n-trix:glumshoe:I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch We’re all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselvessupervillain origin story: two conversations happened near
totesmgoats01-published-author:theevenprime:glumshoe:gravitygals:glumshoe:why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:why don’t u because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my
actressunknown: skippercifer: glumshoe: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.) It’s a perfect circle. The triangle is equilateral. Someone carefully measured out the proportions and spent a lot of to time making this thing.
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