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omobolasire1: annabellioncourt: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally
faintvox: glumshoe: more of my chemistry professor (and wizard) I need to tell Nate to take chemistry with this LITERAL WIZARD
wunderscheisse: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #There are so many things about this image that I love
super-sandri: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #was
axolotlapothecary: glumshoe: Holy shit! It’s a symmetrical chimera axolotl! I LOVE IT! <3
theshay-shay: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedorkface: glumshoe: there-was-a-girl: memes-and-musicals: musicalhell: necrotelecomnicon: prokopetz: silver-tongues-blog: prokopetz: stumblngrumbl: prokopetz: amalgarn:
onenicebugperday:glumshoe:let’s play “is that my hair sliding over my skin or is it a spider”I always hope it’s a spider but it almost never is :(One time I was watching TV and I feel my hair tickling my shoulder. I bat it away and continue about
bring-us-back-light: politeq: glumshoe: pipistrellus: kuttithevangu: The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED the culprit
elodieunderglass: madgastronomer: squiddlysquoo: eat-away-at-me: minimelonprongsie: fleamontpotter: glumshoe: One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to
barelybodacious: theshay-shay: strikelikeahawk: pantheraj: bemusedlybespectacled: princedorkface: glumshoe: there-was-a-girl: memes-and-musicals: musicalhell: necrotelecomnicon: prokopetz: silver-tongues-blog: prokopetz: stumblngrumbl: proko
odinoco: yourownpetard: cheattoe: a-bore-of-a-whore: lady-of-greenwood: sindri42: solwardenclyffe: sindri42: sidereanuncia: ontologicalidiot: an-actual-stone: glumshoe: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: Evidence:
pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: bienenkiste: glumshoe: imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch “this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.” #Hieronymus Bob It’s
mablepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
dipprepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
agenderss: dipprepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.) [Caption] Kid: “Alright, so, it’s summer camp. It’s my day off. Doing my own thing, walking through the woods, just minding my own business. See this stick thing
gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines?
my-lesbian-senses-are-tingling: glumshoe: wanlingnic: drzagreus: people say kylo ren’s crossguard lightsaber is excessive but then there’s this guy #NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET THE PUNISHMENT WHEEL How would you attack someone with that, anyway? You
dirtypuzzle: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and
thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
cameoappearance: incog-nemo: glumshoe: You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand. You grasp it tightly, knowing that first
Heads up, but this is very much against the Tumblr ToS on several counts (and extremely juvenile, just in general).
sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: glumshoe: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: first meme of 2018: stealing glum shoe posts word for word first meme of 2018 is seeing any post made by him and copy and pasting
cumaeansibyl: chromelesbian: glumshoe: lilwolverine: national geographic, 1980. forest ladies. Here we go… the leading ladies of my butch werewolf environmental crime mystery thriller movie. ok so i need to go into the deep woods to find a
vaspider: skeletrender: glumshoe: The other thing about the word “queer” is that almost everyone I’ve seen opposed to it have been cis, binary gays and lesbians. Not wanting it applied to yourself is fine, but I think people underestimate the
orevet: glumshoe: I got caught up in the idea of an alien species somehow recognizing other organisms not by physical attributes or scent or anything, but by somehow sensing DNA - and thus having a lot of difficulty discerning between a human being
jewishlyriumghost: gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines? “oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the
pipistrellus: glumshoe: linkakami: linkakami: This is not a political statement in any way. This, however, is Neville Longbottom destroying Toupini. I had this exact discussion with my friends last night… #we were on a haunted hayride discussing
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: When I’m in a good mood, or stressed, or just… anytime, really… I cycle through a number of terrible voice impressions. It’s a habit I picked up from my dad, who has a vast array of ridiculous accents and personas
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: are you a “press the mystery button you’ve been told not to press” person or an “investigate that creepy and ominous noise” person Investigate the noise person. I am small and can potentially avoid danger by hiding
trashfirefallon: polygonfighter: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THIS @glumshoe
trashfirefallon: @glumshoe
thebibliosphere: glumshoe: Just a thought, but opening an unlicensed, informal online therapy service where you solicit people to tell you their upsetting life stories in detail seems like a really good way to harvest creepypasta ideas and make a few
thesnadger: glumshoe: Here’s a browser extension that lets you replace any and every word that you don’t want to see with another one.
korcky07: glumshoe: I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds! “I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.”“There she is.”*video zooms in on seal*“Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”
jenniferrpovey: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:Gateway to another world.
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:I ordered a drink the other night and paid in cash and counted each bill I handed the bartender out loud in a Count Von Count voice. “Three! Three dollars! Ah ah ah ah!”At least they didn’t think your id was fake.
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: What would your resting animation be if you were in a video game? Laying down on the floor
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: I’ve been flooded with asks accusing me of being classist for my posts about dressing respectfully for funerals and I want to be very clear that that is NOT the kind of situation I am talking about. I do not have my head
fumbledeegrumble: cenkrett: glumshoe: Representation is important because it allows people to see characters like themselves as heroes. It also allows people to see characters unlike themselves as sympathetic and relatable. Stories teach us how to
wetwareproblem: phoenix-173: pub-lizity: wordsandshadows: iamthetank: glompcat: leupagus: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also
locust-god: glumshoe: The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:One of the weirdest, creepiest things ever said to me was “you have wide-spaced eyes… like a prey animal” but it was said by a shoe salesman when I was shopping for hiking boots, which makes it hilarious in retrospect.
fumbledeegrumble: so why are people harassing @glumshoe again? i know the Ayn Rand Ace Moodboard Woman decided to go after Ship on a whim because that’s not bullying at all, but what’s everyone pissed off at them for? Did exclusionists forget it’s
eggplantusiv: glumshoe:I can’t breathe what the fuck
fumbledeegrumble: glumshoe: In retrospect, who tf gives an 8 year old a real sword to play with? And why was the answer not “my parents”? …IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
fumbledeegrumble: glumshoe: So. Uh. I tried to lock a supply closet, but the key became stuck. The key was attached to my belt loop and I couldn’t stand quite tall enough to disengage it from my waist. I spent five minutes awkwardly struggling to
thewinddrifter: zelys: iron-sunrise: Y’know in the end what baffles me is how shamelessly reachy these radfems/exclusionists/truscum are who have all bandied together like a cartoonishly evil Motley Crew to come for @glumshoe Remember, first and
spejoku: sc00gle: glumshoe: I just saw a middle schooler draw Trogdor the Burninator. In 2018. Trogdor. he lives Good to know middle schoolers can still appreciate the classics
languill: glumshoe: retardedraptor: libertarirynn: vriskasittinginplaces: 000jennyhoelzer000: US Army advert on how to praise your child GRASP CHILD FIRMLY. The full diagram is a sight to behold. This is funny, but I’m pretty sure it’s
featheredschist: chauvinistsushi: glumshoe: Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I
gothmollyweasley: glumshoe: I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my
skipperdamned: changingmorphologies: glumshoe: Almost all of Indiana is terrible, but I really don’t think Carmel gets enough derision. Fucking Carmel! Tacky, overpriced, full of rich people, and littered with shitty statues. I hate it! There are
flouryhedgehog: glumshoe: Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”Robot: “I’ve
dreamofhircine: glumshoe: man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her
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