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upthegrunx: actressunknown: skippercifer: glumshoe: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.) It’s a perfect circle. The triangle is equilateral. Someone carefully measured out the proportions and spent a lot of to time making this
gwenfrankenstien: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: kieren-fucking-walker: glumshoe: glumshoe: the six types of gay songs the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics
silentauroriamthereal: norrington-hell: glumshoe: glumshoe: Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture? My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as
inkabelledesigns: spookyghostiesandthings: derpomatic: glumshoe: semoka: glumshoe: It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer. wear the reds
dell-a-vabeaut-clean: glumshoe: glumshoe: casual-derg: glumshoe: glumshoe: cipheramnesia: glumshoe: My cat has ice cream prescience. I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen
viostormcaller: sn0wman: glumshoe: sosungalittleclodofclay: glumshoe: sosungalittleclodofclay: glumshoe: I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a
maedhrosrussandol:ghostingrose:glumshoe:lady-lizbian:glumshoe:my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in
sordid-junky: diversehighfantasy: thespoonslobeliastole: glumshoe: glumshoe: Everyone’s familiar with “Rule 34 of the Internet: there is porn of any conceivable subject”. Is there also a rule that states that fandom abhors a vacuum of sexually
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: glumshoe: somedobbyoncetoldme: glumshoe: most vegetables are just different kinds of broccoli Explain broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi, kale, brussel sprouts, collard greens, savoy, and cauliflower are all the same species
thefatdrake: borusa-ryalam: draco-rex: borusa-ryalam: draco-rex: glumshoe: my-lesbian-senses-are-tingling: glumshoe: wanlingnic: drzagreus: people say kylo ren’s crossguard lightsaber is excessive but then there’s this guy #NAUGHTY CHILDREN
thefatdrake: samael: ficusart: timefortigers: glumshoe: romangodfrey-s: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. if it isnt me, the for the record, this is the best possible result
fumbledeegrumble: glumshoe: glumshoe: Peer-to-peer bullying is awful and terrifying, but what really made school hell for me was bullying from teachers. I went to public school in a hyper-conservative district, so religious harassment was commonplace
brehaaorgana: shut-up-hippie: glumshoe: frosttrix: glumshoe: I just saw the weirdest ad on YouTube. I thought it was for a new WWII video game, but it didn’t seem to be selling anything - it looked like some kind of weird pro-Poland propaganda
fumbledeegrumble: glumshoe: glumshoe: a clarification I do not send anons. I do not and never will dox anyone for any reason nor will I ever condone it. I do not even visit the blogs of people who are harassing me, as this has been used in the past
spookyghostiesandthings: derpomatic: glumshoe: semoka: glumshoe: It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer. wear the reds and oranges and pull
lightlybow: glumshoe: glumshoe: I don’t like the acronyms “wlw” and “mlm” because in my head I pronounce them “wooelawoo” and “mulm”. “nblw” =“nibloowoo” I always hear “mlm” as yoshi’s tongue noise
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work. “Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB
theshitpostcalligrapher: glumshoe: theforgottenkey: glumshoe: Cute pet names to call your significant other: -Incandescent One -Golden and Shimmering One -Master of the Crabs -Seething Nuclear Chaos -Lobster of the Deep -Leech of the Aeons -Ultimate
norrington-hell: glumshoe: glumshoe: Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture? My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult
tassjis:glumshoe:glumshoe:jamisings:glumshoe:luckyladylily:glumshoe:glumshoe:my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch withBrad grew
cipheramnesia: glumshoe: sister-forget-me-not: glumshoe: chocolatebreadsticks: glumshoe: mousathe14: glumshoe: glumshoe: major spoiler for ‘Into the Spider-verse’ Doc Ock hot look I’m serious DOC OCK HOT!!! You keep saying the words
demonologique: glumshoe: glumshoe: raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in
pipistrellus: glumshoe: glumshoe: according to the seller, this bracelet is haunted by the spirit of a baby dolphin named Yebba that can control your dreams Update: YEBBA HAS BEEN SOLD! so thrilled that yebba found a forever home
sensiblereblogifposts:glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity.
sarcastic-grill-memer: spaceafrx: siezureinabag: themutantgene: out-there-on-the-maroon: adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical
tboiu: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “I think the experience gap between a 19 year old and a 35 year old is too large to result in a healthy romantic relationship without a power imbalance,” I say. I pause. “But of course I’d date a 3,000 year
schmergo: puerto-nic0: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it… The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted
monasticmaestoso: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway. A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a
kat8porgs:glumshoe:potion-junkie:glumshoe:triplestaff:glumshoe:glumshoe:i’m a villain-coded gayI might not do anything actually malicious but from my aesthetics and mannerisms you just know I’m heavily implied to be evil You’re that background
beautyinblackboots: bones-and-struts: glumshoe: banashee: unlicenseddrsexymd: fieldbears: glumshoe: glumshoe: Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them. (Edgar cannot be released to the wild
spaceafrx: siezureinabag: themutantgene: out-there-on-the-maroon: adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention
dabwax:glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:I don’t want to keep adding to this post but like. The reason it’s not specifically or exclusively about lesbianism is because having irrational anxiety about whether your sexuality is predatory is something shared
sn0wman: glumshoe: sosungalittleclodofclay: glumshoe: sosungalittleclodofclay: glumshoe: I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass
acquaintedwithrask: themutantgene: out-there-on-the-maroon: adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail
adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No!
spaceafrx: siezureinabag: themutantgene: out-there-on-the-maroon: adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to
vicambulating: glumshoe: killer-meme-bites-za-dusto: livingdeadpoetssociety: thesememesofyours: glumshoe: iwilltrytobereasonable: glumshoe: There’s something extremely perverse about “luxury coffins”. Thousands and thousands of dollars
thevideowall: glumshoe: lyrslair: glumshoe: lyrslair: glumshoe: because three different, unrelated arthropods are called “daddy longlegs” and which animal you are referring to depends on your region, someone in the reblogs on my last post suggested
the-long-dog: glumshoe: sparkycanteven: glumshoe: bogleech: glumshoe: padlocked-quintus: glumshoe: Raccoons are the worst. You expect them to go through your stuff and steal your food while you’re camping, but they don’t stop there - half
tumbling—star: glumshoe: purpleskunkape: narwhalsarefalling: drinkingcherrysyrup: narwhalsarefalling: glumshoe: transmanrichardstrand: glumshoe: я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию
microwavable-rice:glumshoe:zanillani:glumshoe:piningmarten:glumshoe:Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?you sound like a starship’s central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable that’s the nicest thing anyone’s
swansong321: glumshoe: casual-derg: glumshoe: glumshoe: cipheramnesia: glumshoe: My cat has ice cream prescience. I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle
drexidracon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear
homopower: lonetravelertheory: glumshoe: smoke-and-statues: glumshoe: slenderfaerie: glumshoe: Data’s wildest dreams are finally realized, and the answer was just beneath his fingertips. Hold on, that’s a real human actor person. I thought
mexicunt: almostdefinitelydying: terphobic: neddy-spaghetti: spookie-patootie: hypermxbile: jadecitrusdragon: glumshoe: angrypolishenbie: glumshoe: acrylicmeme: glumshoe: glumshoe: Binding is not safe. Long term, it is detrimental to your
woluf: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. nevermind, it’s perfect I love reading the notes on this and seeing people’s reactions, but my absolutely
gallusrostromegalus:glumshoe:tinygiantrobotsinouterspace:glumshoe:hera-the-wizard:glumshoe:rowan-is-a-legal-derp:glumshoe:I think if Saharan silver ants had humansonas they would look like this:Ship this is a really unsettling thought, please put it back
claycate: adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from
captain-snark: silkwingfood:prokopetz:balderich-the-dead:prokopetz:glumshoe:plague-chan-vs-the-world:glumshoe:glumshoe:thisisatesttai:glumshoe:I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable
