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glumshoe:Data’s wildest dreams are finally realized, and the answer was just beneath his fingertips.@trashfirefallon
glumshoe: Freshwater aquarium keepers: “It’s a real pain in the ass keeping pH and algae levels manageable. I’ve got to do a lot of water-testing to make sure chemicals are stable and there’s no ammonia buildup. I’ve lost a few fish to poor
glumshoe: vampireapologist:Ents as state park naturalists is adorable but their tree ID hikes would be wild bc you’d be like “what’s that tree” and it’d be like “we’ve never met. I don’t know its name” and you’re like …… .I
glumshoe: Me: “Please, sir, let’s all keep our hands to ourselves. I don’t like when you touch my face.” Little Boy: “You look different from Chinese people! Look how dark your hair is! Your hair is soft. You’re as tall as my dad but your
glumshoe: oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
glumshoe: What I say: “I’m touch-starved.” What you think I mean: “I need a hug.” What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul
glumshoe: pictured: me and my impulses to say weird shit
glumshoe: Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw! The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet webbing,
glumshoe:Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for
glumshoe: Today we got a report from a deeply disturbed park visitor about a “mutilated deer carcass” on one of the trails. Their description was very… colorful, and there was no one else around to investigate, so, naturally, I went out to take
glumshoe: Made a little girl cry today. I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar,
glumshoe:One thing I have noticed about myself recently is that my instinctive response to being given a delightful little snack is to do a little happy dance. I don’t mean a wiggle—I mean I break into a full-on Black Lodge style boogie that lasts
glumshoe: spookingofskelesackia: the-rom-man: peble: spookingofskelesackia: The Timeless Trilogy im happy they worked it out I need updates on this are they still bffs? I love this:
glumshoe: I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.
glumshoe: Why do they even put sex scenes in movies anymore? Like, does anyone feel anything but vaguely uncomfortable watching them? They’re not explicit enough to titillate most people in the age of instantly-available internet pornography, and just
glumshoe:I love when previously neutral third person omniscient narration just utterly rips into a character for no apparent reason.
glumshoe: verygooddog: trulyvincent: Cecropia Moth @then00breturns big fresh boy
glumshoe:when will the neo-Byzantine look hit department store fashion
glumshoe: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: *while showing you my mason jar moss terrarium collection* this one’s where hozier’s sleeping until it’s time for his next album. you cannot tell anyone about this. please stop asking me to wake him
glumshoe: cabbagefuneral: a most important piece of star wars history that should never be forgotten What the heck is this? Is this candy? Is this candy that you had to french kiss Jar Jar Binks to eat? This is a monstrosity. i had this thing. it
glumshoe: Apparently the creator of Pepe the Frog has just killed him off in a comic because he’s so upset by his use as a white supremacist symbol. Open casket and everything. This is hilarious, yeah, but reading Matt Furie’s explanation is weirdly
glumshoe: nemfrog: A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size. Using Modern Science. 1951. Thanks! I hate it.
glumshoe: shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit: I’m laughing so hard it’s painful.
glumshoe: charlesoberonn: itscolossal: An 80-Foot Steel Kraken Will Create an Artificial Coral Reef Near the British Virgin Islands When you wanna save the reefs but also confuse the hell out of future marine biologists. “This past April a massive
glumshoe: captainsnoop: captainsnoop: the best defense against ghosts is to sexualize themunder attack by a ghost? immediately try to fuck the ghost. they will be so thrown off that you will survive. worst case scenario: the ghost leaves because you’re
glumshoe: I think I’m always chasing that particular high you only get from certain rare stories - the ones that resonate with you on a strange personal level, like an implacable aroma that reminds you of something that was once very dear to you but
glumshoe:Edgar Allen Crow won’t stop trying to drink my tea.
glumshoe:October air is intoxicating. There’s a kind of manic energy to it that seeps into your skin - an invitation to use up the last of the year all at once, to salvage what you can before the frost claims it. October is the wind in your hair on
glumshoe: friendships that fluctuate between really stupid weird flippant jokes and earnest vulnerability and deep affection make life so much richer
glumshoe: The level of intensity children have about their games of pretend is not something most adults can grasp. Like, I remember playing at war with my godsister and the local boys—that was brutal. We’d form clans and prosecute each other form
glumshoe: I love how toddlers run. Waddling with awful purpose. Like penguins on a mission.
glumshoe:Every day I am surprised by the magnitude of eccentricity you can display while still managing to live a normal, productive life and maintaining generally positive, friendly, mutually respectful relationships with the people around you.
glumshoe:The Lost Ladybug Project is a citizen science initiative through Cornell University to collect information on the disappearance of native ladybugs in North America. They want people to submit ladybug sightings of their own. Check it out! The
glumshoe:chorby-soul:Introducing: cursed tea “kettles” I found on googleHal 9000 (domesticated)The slabGas cansPrecambrian little guyNintendo wiiprogress for progress’s sake must be discouraged
glumshoe:I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.
glumshoe: I love that I spend weeks each month creating short videos for work with as much original nature footage as I can get and everyone in the organization loves that I do this and considers it one of my top priorities so if I DON’T do it. I’m
glumshoe: Note to self: do not swear at children tonight. Do not say, “Fuck yeah, a dinosaur!” when you see a toddler dressed as a sweet triceratops.
glumshoe: kamj2003: purebushcraft: the-future-now: Watch: This DIY humane mouse trap is pretty brilliant Follow @the-future-now Brilliant trap idea. Time to adapt it for primitive use. ¥ Okay, but, let’s say you forget about it, mouse get’s
glumshoe: I went to a great deal of trouble to avoid touching this frog with my unwashed skin, as the oils can be harmful to amphibians. I guess she didn’t get that memo, because she first jumped directly onto my face.
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
glumshoe: One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced,
glumshoe: bananawordish: deebott: giantwalkingdeathray: lieutenantfish: lesless: smallnightbird: New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable. Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some
glumshoe:I really think there should be an automated “sorry, not interested at this time” alert sent out to all job applicants who don’t make the cut because the process of spending weeks checking your email and voicemail with gradually waning enthusiasm
glumshoe: charlesoberonn: writing-prompt-s: Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence. “It’s a
glumshoe: some crazy cool axolotls
glumshoe: Silver Bridge may have collapsed but Mothman’s ass is forever
glumshoe: Red plaid flannel: the clothing of choice for lumberjacks, lesbians, and lycanthropes.
glumshoe: Edgar Allen Crow won’t stop trying to drink my tea.
glumshoe: The “tiny winged humanoid” faerie gets a lot of shit these days for being a sticky-sweet reimagination of scary folklore about the Fair Folk, but they can be plenty creepy. Imagine - faeries that behave like flies. You stumble across a
glumshoe:tumblr is one of the best platforms on the internet if what you want out of social media is to watch furry vore fetishists get into fights with vegans
glumshoe:oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
glumshoe: fetus-cakes: finnglas: did-you-kno: After the Battle of Shiloh in 1862, many Civil War soldiers’ lives were saved by a phenomenon called ‘Angel’s Glow.’ The soldiers, who lay in the mud for two rainy days, had wounds that began
glumshoe: The harp sponge, or Chondrocladia lyra, is a species of deep-sea carnivorous sponge. Researches with the Monterrey Bay Research Aquarium Institute discovered in 2012 at a depth of nearly two miles below sea level. The sponge preys upon small
glumshoe: tapraisha: shutup-jacqueline: missmaria4740: Fun fact: Madam Zeroni, Yzma, and the signer of the song “Santa Baby” are the same person! Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) was born in cotton fields in South Carolina as the result of a rape by a
