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glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor.
glumshoe: raind0wn: insanity-and-vanity: This pleases me omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA I found a video!:
glumshoe: charlesoberonn: itscolossal: An 80-Foot Steel Kraken Will Create an Artificial Coral Reef Near the British Virgin Islands When you wanna save the reefs but also confuse the hell out of future marine biologists. “This past April a massive
glumshoe: strangerdarkerbetter: gahdamnpunk: We’re literally doomed At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy, poison oak,
glumshoe: imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch “this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
glumshoe: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: hey who knows where that horribly fake story is where the guy says he joins a japanese class and flirts with some girl in japanese and stands up to a jock and the teacher says “remind
glumshoe: mad-hare: gloriousbodies: eisbecherovka: mad-hare: amazing 🏳🌈 I just gonna say… the harness is a marking harness, it paints a colour onto every sheep that’s mounted, so what this farmer probably did was give different
glumshoe: cabbagefuneral: a most important piece of star wars history that should never be forgotten What the heck is this? Is this candy? Is this candy that you had to french kiss Jar Jar Binks to eat? This is a monstrosity.
glumshoe: iggy-master-of-all: steampoweredcupcake: can someone write a book about this people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing It shall be done. fairy godmothers all look like men
glumshoe:Popular media has made given the ‘Death’ tarot card a bad rap. Lots of people assume it means you’re literally gonna die! That’s not true. It just represents a significant change or transition, the end of one phase and beginning of the
glumshoe:One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced,
glumshoe: goldengun: furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators. #or they could be scavengers who are not predated lets not get too black and white#its possible furbies just have no natural predators and also scanvenge corpses.
glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
glumshoe:oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. Social anxiety disaster.Well it ain’t wrong
glumshoe: tapraisha: shutup-jacqueline: missmaria4740: Fun fact: Madam Zeroni, Yzma, and the signer of the song “Santa Baby” are the same person! Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) was born in cotton fields in South Carolina as the result of a rape by a
glumshoe: kaisgirlfriend: my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life #tie me up and tell me I’m important
glumshoe:Gateway to another world.
glumshoe: My uncle David showed me 2001: A Space Odyssey when I was nine and I’m 99% sure it was because he knew I’d start saying “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”. My initials at the time were HAL, so of course Iatched onto
glumshoe: New movie idea: twin brothers, separated at birth. One? Raised by humans, braving the urban jungle of California with his trusty accordion and the support of nerd culture behind him. The other? Raised by apes, braving the actual jungle of an
glumshoe: [blows kiss] for the postal service
glumshoe: in movies they always have characters sharing an intimate moment and saying “tell me something you’ve never told anyone before” and some deeply moving personal story full of emotion and heartache comes out of it and the characters, who
glumshoe: Yesterday my coworker was giving me advice on how to interview for a position he was leaving and said, “If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?” And I completely blanked on all cartoon characters that weren’t
glumshoe:Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for
glumshoe: I don’t know whether to thank or curse the miracle of evolution that is the human brain for the millions of years of prioritizing pattern-recognition over instinct that led me to notice that Special Agent Dale Cooper’s speech patterns and
glumshoe: Fact-check outrageous claims. Even the ones that support your ideologies. Donald Trump is an evil person, but don’t go spreading photoshopped pictures of him in Klan robes thinking they’re real. Falling for hoaxes and spreading myths only
glumshoe: palestinianliberator: truestoriesaboutme: whales-are-gay: crescendohowell: the only millennial headline that matters reblog if you want dinner more than sex Okay but isn’t this just hierarchy of needs shit? What’s always bothered
glumshoe:Yeah, just some childhood art of George Washington skinny-dipping in a river with a goose. No biggie.
glumshoe:My dog is cold and shivering after her bath, so I had her curl up on my lap and pulled a down comforter over us both. I’m going to smell like wet dog after this but it’s better than watching her shudder pathetically next to the fire. The
glumshoe: janedoodles: lungri: I read an Anglo-Norman lai of Celtic origin about a werewolf when I was at university. The King invites him into his court… then into his bed… then kisses him ‘’over 100 times’’. And that’s literally the
glumshoe: Alexi: “Are you going to do this every time you go into a grocery store?”Me: “No, only when I’m wearing red flannel.” so yes
glumshoe: my first zombie movie starring @rhibombinee
glumshoe: everyone who reblogs this post will get a new text post on their blog and I mean EVERYONE
glumshoe: jemthecrystalgem: lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst
glumshoe:Take a drink every time Tumblr forgets that trans people exist.
glumshoe:Ahh, a gladiator spider! Thinking outside the web.
glumshoe: As tedious as it’s been having people call me “that Dipper-lookin’ kid” on every video I post for the past couple of years, I think I’d actually kinda regret it if I didn’t play along at least once. The original stone eye of providence
glumshoe:all roses have universes inside
glumshoe: my friends found this pepper in the camp kitchen, and I’m pretty sure it’s a fertility idol reblog the dickpepper for mad skillz in bed, I guess
glumshoe: Also: it’s not a kink if it’s for science.
glumshoe: aceparote: incendavery: in the coming years, outside forces are going to try to tear our community apart by exploiting existing rifts. now more than ever is the time to pull together as a community and examine our internalized biases. this
glumshoe:I’m baffled by all the people getting offended at my Halloween bone animals video and going off about how prissy and anti-fun I must be. Is it not obvious from the video that laughing at them is extremely fun for me? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DEFENSIVE
glumshoe: cjwhiteshizzle: THINK BEFORE YOU BUY POISON!! I know none of you want to see this but something has to be done! Awareness and education are key!!! A friend of mine found this great horned owl that had eaten a poisoned rodent and died a
glumshoe: the six types of gay songs the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer
glumshoe:I glimpsed this out of the corner of my eye and about had a heart attack thinking Bill Cipher was engraved on the pasta maker.
glumshoe:Please don’t fall into the trap of thinking that “body positivity” or “sex positivity” means you ought to be comfortable taking or sharing nudes or otherwise publicizing your sexuality.
glumshoe: gender: noir
glumshoe: outofcontextdnd: “No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’.” sounds like a bad DM
glumshoe: LEAFS!!!
glumshoe: I never understood how y’all could be hot for fictional skeletons, but after seeing the Voodoo Ranger beer mascot, I think I finally get itlike damn son do I wanna be them or be with them???
glumshoe: Dear tumblr, Here is your periodic reminder that hyperboles are obviously, extravagantly exaggerated statements used for comedic or to make a point. Ex. “I’m so hungry I could eat a whole horse!” Please. Please remember this.
glumshoe: “Hmm, I support their cause but I don’t think they should be striking. It’s too disruptive! Wait until summer break when school’s out.”the entire point of a strike is to be disruptive
glumshoe:My dad, trying to sing Bohemian Rhapsody from memory: “THE BEEZLE BOOB HAS THE DEVIL FOR A SIDEKICK, WHEEEE!”
glumshoe:This is weird, but kids who grew up running wild in the woods tend to find each other as adults. Many of my close friends now had similar childhoods to myself, even if we met online or in urban situations as adults. I don’t know what it is
glumshoe:what happens when manic pixie dream girls….. date each other
glumshoe: There are ants in my kitchen. I do not want them to be there. I can kill them, of course. I do kill them directly on occasion. I do not have a problem with my mother setting out poison for them, though I wonder how it may affect other organisms
glumshoe: I found a vintage real leather motorcycle jacket for ű and it fits me perfectly. I can’t wait until it’s cold enough to actually wear it. Daaayyyyummm
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