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glumshoe: sea urchin teeth (called “Aristotle’s Lantern”)
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.
glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor.
glumshoe: cabbagefuneral: a most important piece of star wars history that should never be forgotten What the heck is this? Is this candy? Is this candy that you had to french kiss Jar Jar Binks to eat? This is a monstrosity.
glumshoe: fugdamatriarchy: failnation: My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks. Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia.
glumshoe: earthstory: No one knows exactly why otters do this — but it’s completely mesmerizing. you have thirteen hours in which to solve my labyrinth Ummm…. because they can? Or to get reblogs?
glumshoe: “THE LONGER YOU STAY HERE, THE MORE DANGER YOU ARE IN.” — a sign I saw in Mt. Rainier National Park during a vacation there when I was 12, ie the phrase I most want on a welcome mat
glumshoe: man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her
glumshoe: friendships that fluctuate between really stupid weird flippant jokes and earnest vulnerability and deep affection make life so much richer
glumshoe: johnnythewolfkid13: nevaehtyler: Ricky Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell not only were denied service at a CVS in Carytown, Virginia, when they were in search of sliced cheese, the employees there actually hid from the customers
glumshoe: linkakami: linkakami: This is not a political statement in any way. This, however, is Neville Longbottom destroying Toupini. I had this exact discussion with my friends last night…
glumshoe:I totally understand the appeal of pettiness, snark, and the pleasure of revenge. But seriously, where’s the satisfaction if someone hasn’t actually wronged you? Meanness is only fun if they’ve got it coming.
glumshoe: simplydalektable: foxesonstilts: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: penfairy: frankarnstein: Keira Knightley 20 January 2018 Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her
glumshoe: draconym: draconym: draconym: “Dragon” is such a vague category of creature with such a ridiculous diversity of bauplans. It doesn’t matter how big it is or how many legs it has or whether it has wings or not: you can call it a
glumshoe: oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
glumshoe:A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial
glumshoe:friendships that fluctuate between really stupid weird flippant jokes and earnest vulnerability and deep affection make life so much richer
glumshoe: strangerdarkerbetter: gahdamnpunk: We’re literally doomed At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy, poison oak,
glumshoe: You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand. You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and
glumshoe: wandaluvstacos: I never made a post about draft horses. :T They are the gentle giants of the horse world, sometimes growing as large as 20 hands and over 2000 lbs. The tallest horse in the world is an American-type Belgian horse named Big
glumshoe: I went to a great deal of trouble to avoid touching this frog with my unwashed skin, as the oils can be harmful to amphibians. I guess she didn’t get that memo, because she first jumped directly onto my face.
glumshoe:tape a knife to a roomba, slap a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on top, and let it loose at a nazi rally
glumshoe: I hate those dreams where you have to fight someone but you can’t clench your fists, your own blows are in slow motion, and your voice is stuck below a particular volume.
glumshoe: pansexualfacts: Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace. That’s really outdated science, taken from studies of stressed, captive packs of queers. In the wild,
glumshoe: My dad found this shirt at Goodwill and wears it to irritate me. He knows I hate it. I just made a remark saying, “Ugh, I’m glad you stopped wearing that horrible baby shirt!” He stood up, turned around, and unbuttoned his flannel like
glumshoe: Why do they even put sex scenes in movies anymore? Like, does anyone feel anything but vaguely uncomfortable watching them? They’re not explicit enough to titillate most people in the age of instantly-available internet pornography, and just
glumshoe: Normalize carrying or possessing feminine hygiene products, even if you don’t need them. Make them an essential part of your bathroom cabinet or first aid supplies, along with bandages, or tweezers, or cold compresses. If you have any friends
glumshoe: Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.
glumshoe:the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
glumshoe:I visited my best friend last weekend and they had a Chewbacca birthday card on the end table that kept catching my eye and making me progressively more irritated, ‘cause the size and framing of it made it look exactly like Laura Palmer’s
glumshoe: Gateway to another world.
glumshoe:Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.
glumshoe:celestial-naiad:hexpress:celestial-naiad:ralfmaximus:politijohn:A black man: Time to commit suicide! Think I’ll do it the way white people have ritualistically murdered black people for centuries! In public, using trees & rope. Yep, just
glumshoe:TBH, sex with a monster sounds less intimidating than sex with a human, ‘cause you have no expectations to live up to, careful communication is already a prerequisite, and you have nothing to apologize for, ‘cause you’re not the one constantly
glumshoe:the more you seek out weirdness the more you become the weirdness
glumshoe: I do not enjoy From Dusk till Dawn but I do enjoy the abrupt and bizarre genre shift from crime drama to ridiculous supernatural thriller halfway through. I wish more films would go off the rails into absurdity like that with absolutely no
glumshoe:horror movie about a serial killer who thinks he’s killed dozens of people along a particular highway but actually he’s never hurt anyone at all because he just kept picking up hitchhiking ghosts
glumshoe:“Nobody joins a cult. You join a self-help group, a religious movement, a political organization. They change so gradually, by the time you realize you’re entrapped – and almost everybody does – you can’t figure a safe way back out.”
glumshoe: kaisgirlfriend: my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life #tie me up and tell me I’m important
glumshoe: lilwolverine: national geographic, 1980. forest ladies. Here we go… the leading ladies of my butch werewolf environmental crime mystery thriller movie.
glumshoe: a premium butt-wiggle
glumshoe: Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little huffy hostility towards
glumshoe: micro leviathans
glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: Out of curiosity, reblog this and say in the tags what post/event got you the most followers I found some rocks in the woods and people seemed to like that.
