glumshoe
NSFW Tumblr
find glumshoe on porn pin board
glumshoe clips
salt-of-the-ao3: glumshoe: Me, age 12: “Every word I write must be perfect. Any story I create must tell an important tale and be valuable and classy and original, or it is not worth sharing. I will jealously guard all my creative ideas, because if
dumbass-bitch-disease: notjustdaladiesluvleo: glumshoe: thepioden: quietlyrebelling: impossiblerebelblaze: septic-everlasting: 27-umbrellas: Who is this??? Wrong answers only Bruce Wayne The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
dreamingbiggest: dumbass-bitch-disease: vaspider: elfwreck: knitmeapony: glumshoe: animatedamerican: darkwingdukat: athene-ergane: that-catholic-shinobi: tybalt-tisk: A Park of Amber and Mist. A work of aquamarine and sun A Store of Citrine
honeyedsunlight:slimegargoyle:enjoloras-deactivated20220821:This man is trapped in his house with what’s going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.here’s the link. oh my god.@glumshoe so many moths!
witcheshaven:glumshoe:My mother didn’t believe me when I said the reason her phone keeps displaying ads for dog car harnesses is because it eavesdrops on her spoken conversations. “Watch this,” I said. “I want to buy a wetsuit. I need a wetsuit.
i-wear-the-cheese: brawltogethernow: phoenixyfriend: brawltogethernow: glumshoe: Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what
phoenixwrites:pocket-sized-dr-dana-scully:glumshoe:“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal. whenever I hear “influencer” I think of this
wunderscheisse: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #There are so many things about this image that I love
matthulksmash: glumshoe: coffee makes you gay
inkerton-kun: glumshoe: What would your resting animation be if you were in a video game?
celticpyro: glumshoe: fugdamatriarchy: failnation: My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks. Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia. You have to appreciate the irony of birds
thrallflower: convoluted-moonscape: undersleeper: thrallflower: rainbows-on-the-dome: porciacatonis: shredsandpatches: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. I got “topheavy
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: glumshoe: why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting? because they don’t speak Latin either they just go along with it because they have social anxiety
vividhotsexy: glumshoe:the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy
wepon: glumshoe: 2014: “Don’t refer to something as your ‘spirit animal’. Instead, why not call it your ‘patronus’ or ‘daemon’ or something that isn’t culturally appropriative?” 2017: “Fursona. It’s your goddamn fursona.”
jenniferrpovey: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted
woggywoowoo: porciacatonis: shredsandpatches: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. I got “topheavy cishet” Parallel parking bisexual Its perfect Warlock gay. Nailed it.
squided: gallusrostromegalus: glumshoe: pipistrellus: kuttithevangu: The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED the culprits
thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
lynati: glumshoe: Ugh I am obsessed with these “black otter rex” rabbits. They’re so cool. Those are Efrafans.
chauvinistsushi: glumshoe: Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed”
busybodytentacles: glumshoe: Why do they even put sex scenes in movies anymore? Like, does anyone feel anything but vaguely uncomfortable watching them? They’re not explicit enough to titillate most people in the age of instantly-available internet
runasyoulike: glumshoe: Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”Robot: “I’ve
teaboot:glumshoe:what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned
autisticexpression: lupadracolis: glumshoe: “THE LONGER YOU STAY HERE, THE MORE DANGER YOU ARE IN.” — a sign I saw in Mt. Rainier National Park during a vacation there when I was 12, ie the phrase I most want on a welcome mat Ok so it’s not
jumpingjacktrash:citydumpsterrat:glumshoe:I just got my second COVID vaccine—and a free therapy session about middle school teacher bullying trauma from the nurse administering it. My nurse kept telling me about how she had to fire her hairdresser of
super-sandri: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #was
pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: bienenkiste: glumshoe: imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch “this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.” #Hieronymus Bob It’s
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
hostesscakes: glumshoe: nbcnightlynews: Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmanna he has been chosen this is literally the beginning of space jam
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews:Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmanna he has been chosen this is literally the beginning of space jam
hatchetsandscars: mylittleredgirl: sophygurl: glumshoe: A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way
tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and does not have
kintatsujo: shiisiln: thelastpilot: gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines? is this what gravity falls is
cameoappearance: incog-nemo: glumshoe: You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand. You grasp it tightly, knowing that first
draconym: glumshoe: Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw! The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet
korcky07: glumshoe: I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds! “I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.”“There she is.”*video zooms in on seal*“Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”
notlostonanadventure: rainerpism: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally
svmmichvn: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the
ibrokemyheart: randomproxy:glumshoe:Silver Bridge may have collapsed but Mothman’s ass is foreverthis is the most @ibrokemyheart thing that’s ever been on the interneti can confirm from personal experience that that ass is true to life.
vampireapologist: @glumshoe u
robbycop: glumshoe: One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists
lennat2: queerouterspacecat: smolqueerkitty: glumshoe: sexy etymology of rumor Sexy Spotify……hmmmm Sexy evista generic. So I’m sexy raloxifene lol I’m sexy unemployment sexy megalania, pretty sure thats just an argonian in skyrim.
libertypical: glumshoe: The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male: The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female: The “excuse me, I’m passing behind
narcon9: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and does
bitchylilwitchy: glumshoe: eronthebender: immoren: meme-lord-mcgee: arlluk: there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbye yeah let’s
tiffanarchy: glumshoe: johnnythewolfkid13: nevaehtyler: Ricky Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell not only were denied service at a CVS in Carytown, Virginia, when they were in search of sliced cheese, the employees there actually hid from
pink-cutemallow: pines-and-flannels: socialpsychopathblr: By Alice Rogers @glumshoe @puzzlecube I dunno why but this reminds me…you! owo
