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orinsandandalites: glumshoe: whoever created all these stock photos of this particular smarmy, insufferable android knows what’s up @weavingmemories
inkerton-kun: glumshoe: What would your resting animation be if you were in a video game?
loomlings: ghoulnextdoor: The Angelic Host, Phillip Valdez @glumshoe
the-marxist-mash: teaboot: glumshoe: childrenofdune: Here is Denis Villeneuve’s DUNE title. The minimalism. DUNC D U N C D U N C
jumpingjacktrash: glumshoe: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: rowantheexplorer: anarchyisfunandfree: anarchyisfunandfree: anarchyisfunandfree: Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used
thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
mori-esque: bring-us-back-light: politeq: glumshoe: pipistrellus: kuttithevangu: The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
truestoriesaboutme: argumate: alkthash: argumate: glumshoe: few things are worse than mistaking situational tolerance for friendship situational tolerance, that’s a good one. Adulthood: Finding out that most of your childhood friendships were
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: glumshoe: why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting? because they don’t speak Latin either they just go along with it because they have social anxiety
asriel-dreemurrr: aeriktirel: diregate: berret-snowbear: kingofredlines: kisa-xiii: glumshoe: iwilltrytobereasonable: deputychairman: notcaycepollard: pearwaldorf: lazaefair: copperbadge: tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: ambienne: thejunesky:
mablepines: glumshoe: This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
super-sandri: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor. #was
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews: Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmanna he has been chosen this is literally the beginning of space jam
ceruleancervines: glumshoe: I had a very David Lynch-inspired dream… I was offered a cup of coffee by A Mysterious Entity that I remember nothing about, and was pleasantly surprised by the flavor. “Funny,” I said. “I don’t usually drink my
cameoappearance: incog-nemo: glumshoe: You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand. You grasp it tightly, knowing that first
definitelybadrpgideas: glumshoe: this sticker was on the window of the dining hall The framing of this photo, the short depth of field, the swathe of blank space on the sticker itself? Chilling…
1dietcokeinacan: glumshoe:my dad has been baking pies This is the woman I see at the foot of my bed every night
matthulksmash: glumshoe: coffee makes you gay
forest-badge: glumshoe: This was my chemistry professor.
mischievousspacefaerie: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and does not have the safety of black and brown people in mind. there
thetawavecollections: quousque: olofahere: glumshoe: Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for! I could see this working for dinners,
pr1ncess-p1sces: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take
vaerellisking: glumshoe: What are some solar eclipse traditions you know of? Taking down the fire nation
robbycop: glumshoe: One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists
goblinsinatrenchcoat: mori-esque: bring-us-back-light: politeq: glumshoe: pipistrellus: kuttithevangu: The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks and turns out the foxes
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews:Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmannahe has been chosenthis is literally the beginning of space jam
meltybot: dork-larue: rgfellows: sciencekittten: golfechoecho: glumshoe: Art museums are a lot more fun when you can admit your honest opinion of the works. I hated visiting them as a kid, ‘cause adults always expected me to be very serious about
gutterpunkvangogh: jewishlyriumghost: gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines? “oh look. Another mysterious
uristmcdorf: glumshoe: liftedandgiftedd: thepoeticlovechild: tgaaawd: uuuvula: gold-kushkloudz: Boyfriend failed the test you mean ex boyfriend ^^^ Fucking up all y’all childish af.. I’m not gonna force you to talk about shit if you don’t
officialqueer: glumshoe: ….is “the concept of vore” the final big bad of The Adventure Zone? (x)
changingmorphologies: keatonpatti: I thought the closed captioning was messed up, but nope, he actually said that. @glumshoe
thalia-ambrose: trulyvincent: Cecropia Moth @glumshoe
dad-nixilis:theworldsactuallynotthatsmall: elvensemi: locust-god: glumshoe: The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews:Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmannahe has been chosen this is literally the beginning of space jam
fieldbears: knitmeapony: glumshoe: So is Pokemon Go essentially a sneaky exercise app? Sorta! It’s a way to gameify collecting mapping and walking data from people, actually, but it doubles as an exercise app, or at least a get-out-of-the-house
inu-demon: obsidianthunderwolf: cookingwithroxy: takashi0: switch-up-snowfox: kaldicuct: cazador-red: bransrath: glumshoe: Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture? Shariah law Mustard Gas OP.
citrusapples: lakidaa: They are in fact walking like that to not alert the worms they’re there. Good choice of music. @glumshoe
honestlynatalie: geographykhaleesi: glumshoe: My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman
markingatlightspeed: raincloudsandsunbeams: maxanaxam: tinyqueenusagi-chan: glumshoe: The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over. “Here’s a
princessnijireiki: glumshoe: simplydalektable: foxesonstilts: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: profusedinmelancholy: penfairy: frankarnstein: Keira Knightley 20 January 2018 Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian
nipplecitie: murat2701: bbwasshole: folkman86: glumshoe: Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour. Beautiful fucking asshole Tam yarrağıma layık koca götlü
hostesscakes:glumshoe:nbcnightlynews:Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf courseStory: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/Golfmanna he has been chosen this is literally the beginning of Space Jam
killerchickadee: golfechoecho: glumshoe: Art museums are a lot more fun when you can admit your honest opinion of the works. I hated visiting them as a kid, ‘cause adults always expected me to be very serious about every exhibit and have complicated,
lokinne: gutterpunkvangogh: jewishlyriumghost: gravity-engineer: glumshoe: More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles. Is this real life Dipper Pines? “oh look. Another
fluffychesnut: glumshoe: Today I made the unfortunate discovery that Jim Carrey was once a conventionally handsome prettyboy. As in, you could describe him as “elegant” and possessing “chiseled good looks” and wouldn’t be off the mark. With
silver-tongues-blog: glumshoe: Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh
teaboot:glumshoe:what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned
ectojerk: jenniferrpovey: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to
silver-tongues-blog: incog-nemo: glumshoe: You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand. You grasp it tightly, knowing that
dirtypuzzle: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and
phoenixwrites:pocket-sized-dr-dana-scully:glumshoe:“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal. whenever I hear “influencer” I think of this
normal-horoscopes: waffletimewarp: normal-horoscopes: kuttithevangu: glumshoe: kuttithevangu: radical-awe: gallusrostromegalus: kuttithevangu: i told my family about the rabbinic definition of a “wall” as “a barrier that impedes the
theawesomeadventurer: fieldbears: knitmeapony: glumshoe: So is Pokemon Go essentially a sneaky exercise app? Sorta! It’s a way to gameify collecting mapping and walking data from people, actually, but it doubles as an exercise app, or at least
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trashfirefallon: glumshoe:I love physical copies of photographs. They’re rare these days, but I love having them in my hands. Maybe it’s because I’m a Replicant or something, but it’s the main reason why I want a Polaroid camera. I have a polaroid
captionsarecool: glumshoe:oh happy day Ship: *gasps as he reads the words “ur cis”*Ship: *shouts* Mom! Dad! You can love me again!
