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dutchster: when people start clapping at the end of a movie
dutchster: look at that dog trying to help
dutchster: gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
dutchster: isn’t it sad how you’re less likely to be considered crazy for uncontrollably crying than if you’re walking down the street singing and smiling
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: get rich or die 9 times trying
dutchster: If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law
dutchster: when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet
dutchster: never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies
dutchster: this can’t get any more golden retriever
dutchster: vaginapowersactivate:
dutchster:for someone who’s grown up I sure plan to do a lot of things later when I’m grown up
dutchster: Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)
dutchster: hemonizer: So many things happening in this gif: JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
dutchster: his brother lost a bet and has to dance for 30 minutes. strangers join in to dance with him
dutchster: don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster: i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment
dutchster: heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
dutchster: why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
dutchster: trying to sleep during the summer
dutchster:This party’s gonna be off the hook! (via)
dutchster: the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities
dutchster: adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid
dutchster:when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster:i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
dutchster: son, i think it’s time we had the talk about the birds and the bees. ever since the nuclear war they have become our masters. please obey their orders and serve them well
dutchster: he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster:I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety
dutchster: handing over the planet to the next generation like
dutchster: sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
dutchster: HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET STUCK UNDER THERE WAIT LET ME HELP YOU
dutchster: you heard her, now have some respect and let it go, stop reblogging the pictures
dutchster: a-lovely-tragedy-was-born: Me defending my friends beliebers
dutchster: russianmetero: i am typing with russian accent how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
dutchster: wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?
dutchster: you have two hands. i have two butt cheeks. coincidence? i don’t think so
dutchster: don’t forget all dads have mustaches. if your dad doesn’t have one, he’s not your real dad. be aware
dutchster: cute animals are the best anti-depressant and you can not tell me otherwise
dutchster: hey
dutchster: life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
