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dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster: gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant
dutchster: when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture
dutchster: this twitter is too precious for this world
dutchster:look at that dog trying to help Hairnets are such a work of god
dutchster:when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie reallybigsword
dutchster: hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
dutchster: society: dare to be different!society: whoa not THAT different you freak
dutchster: the-spooky-alchemist: “assigning genders to babies is wrong” but don’t force gender roles on them. let them decide what they want/like
dutchster: you know what would suck? being at a rave and trying to find your friend called molly
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: i think dogs would make bad astronauts because space is a vacuum and they are kinda scared of those
dutchster: remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
dutchster: aduhm: ionahi: THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love
dutchster: when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
dutchster: marlianguisette: drunkenbruises: brofisting: coblynau: sports this gif fixes sadness *kiss* *kiss* *smile* *boop* World War everything ended. the best thing in this gif is the guy in the background tilting his head and smiling
dutchster: why is it called common sense if it’s so rare
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: trying to sleep during the summer
dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview
dutchster:when you look inside the toilet before you flush
dutchster: *talk to cat*cat says “meow” *talk to cat" cat purrs*talk to cat"cat says “this is your purr-pose”cat has given you a quest: “collect 20 cans of tuna”*collect and give 20 cans of tuna to cat**you have been rewarded
dutchster:a guilty dog
dutchster:I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety
dutchster: mom: *has 150 tabs open*mom: “damn this computer is getting slow lately”
dutchster:date night
dutchster: why are my feet still cold when i have socks on. this can’t be legal
dutchster: *walks out of wifi range*let’s go home
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
dutchster: dennys: lol did dennys just meme us
dutchster: if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
dutchster: the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities
dutchster: you have two hands. i have two butt cheeks. coincidence? i don’t think so
dutchster:look at that dog trying to help
dutchster: why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators
