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dutchster: i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment
dutchster: actual unedited footage
dutchster: and the other one is just chilling on his dick
dutchster: pornstarbucks: MR. PRESIDENT i thought this was edited but he’s actually following her
dutchster: if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they cast the dinosaurs for jurassic park
dutchster: HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET STUCK UNDER THERE WAIT LET ME HELP YOU
dutchster: i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: isn’t it sad how you’re less likely to be considered crazy for uncontrollably crying than if you’re walking down the street singing and smiling
dutchster: this twitter is too precious for this world
dutchster: my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”
dutchster: trying to find someone you like who likes you back
dutchster: he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
dutchster: if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park
dutchster: i’m sleeping under the christmas tree because i’m a gift
dutchster: it’s way too cold to get out of bed and participate in life
dutchster: i’m sleeping under the christmas tree because i am a gift
dutchster: IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
dutchster: i wish i had a counter which kept track of the number of times i appear in someone’s thoughts. how many of those are people i don’t know? and it should keep track of who’s thinking about me too. is it an old friend, my mom or the cute
dutchster:best valentine’s day idea ever: gather a bunch of puppies and invite all the single people to come cuddle and play with the puppies
dutchster: i like christmas underwear because it makes my butt look like a present you have to unwrap
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
dutchster: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
dutchster: sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
dutchster: doctor pug is the cutest thing in the universe
dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned Lol never thought about that
dutchster: handing over the planet to the next generation like
dutchster: guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?
dutchster: when people start clapping at the end of a movie
dutchster: oh
dutchster: earthpictureshere: Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]
dutchster: tastefullyoffensive: My kind of party. (via _cooper) Wait! there’s more! this is the best thing ever
dutchster: anathemarmotqueen: what the FUCK I JUST MET TAYLOR SWIFT ON OMEGLE AND SHE SHOWED ME HER CAT AND HER DOG AND I ???? WHAT THE F RICK JUST HAPPENED it’s becky
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster:look at that dog trying to help
dutchster:when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
dutchster: get rich or die 9 times trying Bad ass
dutchster: theirs: a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
dutchster: asmilinggoddess: the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina. sadly there are also plenty of women who still think they pee out of their vagina
dutchster: sure-caesura: vrabia: bug-blood: he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time good job plop
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster: “i guess this is my life meow”
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
dutchster: trying to sleep during the summer
dutchster: vinegod: I laughed more than I should have WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
dutchster: when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
dutchster:aggressive beans
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