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dutchster: why are my feet still cold when i have socks on. this can’t be legal
dutchster:why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
dutchster: get rich or die 9 times trying
dutchster: Meanwhile in Russia… (via)
dutchster: dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you
dutchster: (via)
dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: when the teacher is looking at me while talking
dutchster: This is a little design I had to do for school, the assignment was to make a postcard with a special coldfoil print. Coldfoil is a special print layer which gives it a metallic shine. Please do not take offense to the design, I do not in any
dutchster: cawsee: blackandwhitestriped: “Half-Drag” portraits by Leland Bobbé Sabel, Tina Burner, Kittin WithawipHeidi Glum, Pixie Aventura, Titania SteelePusse Couture, Epiphany, Sherry Vine ;_; I love drag I love it That is awe-SOME!!!
dutchster: theirs: a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
dutchster: Gimme a sec, just gotta finish soapin’ my weasel (via)
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster: hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
dutchster: “he’s making that face again isn’t he”
dutchster: And you thought a cat walking on your keyboard was bothersome (via)
dutchster: imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk
dutchster: oh
dutchster: this has been in my drafts for almost a year and now it’s finally time to shine!!
dutchster: i’m sleeping under the christmas tree because i’m a gift
dutchster: tastefullyoffensive: My kind of party. (via _cooper) Wait! there’s more! this is the best thing ever
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: why is it called common sense if it’s so rare
dutchster: roachpatrol: nentindo: there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden these sound completely legit
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
dutchster: do nudists have nightmares about showing up to school in clothes?
dutchster: people who take text posts seriously are the reason i’m a serial killer
dutchster: how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns
dutchster: i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
dutchster: surprisebitch: i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes
dutchster: m’erry christmas
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster: this twitter is too precious for this world
dutchster: remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
dutchster: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
dutchster: it’s way too cold to get out of bed and participate in life
dutchster: you heard her, now have some respect and let it go, stop reblogging the pictures
dutchster: my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”
dutchster: jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
dutchster: russianmetero: i am typing with russian accent how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
dutchster: troyesivan: me tbh well yeah that IS you
