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dutchster: awkwardvagina: awkwardvagina: in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit
dutchster: odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends legalize
dutchster: he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
dutchster: i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
dutchster: i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married
dutchster: why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
dutchster: when my friend starts talking to someone i don’t know without introducing me
dutchster: trying to find someone you like who likes you back
dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet
dutchster: cuddles in bed watching a movie would be great right now
dutchster: when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes
dutchster: IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
dutchster: isn’t it weird how hair on your head is (usually) attractive but when it’s on the ground it’s gross
dutchster: trying to sleep during the summer
dutchster: remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
dutchster: my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”
dutchster:i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married
dutchster: if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
dutchster: when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
dutchster:when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster: i wish it was possible to mail a hug to some of you people
dutchster: when the teacher is looking at me while talking
dutchster: when you look inside the toilet before you flush
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: handing over the planet to the next generation like
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster:dangercrossing: imagine if someone in real life moved into your neighborhood and they just plopped their house in the middle of the road and everyone always had to drive around it and the mayor was all mad but no one could do anything about
dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: russianmetero: i am typing with russian accent how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
dutchster: how can people post selfies like every day. i only look good enough to take selfies like once a month. at most
dutchster: no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
dutchster: this can’t get any more golden retriever
dutchster: if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park
dutchster: this twitter is too precious for this world
dutchster:when people in front of me walk slow
dutchster:hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
dutchster: does every girl have a favorite boob?
