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dutchster: “you’re cute”cute like you wanna pinch my cheeks or cute like you wanna make love to me
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
dutchster: he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
dutchster: dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you
dutchster: when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes
dutchster: this is what it’s like to join tumblr
dutchster: april-polyverse: april-polyverse: Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now. To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop
dutchster: russianmetero: i am typing with russian accent how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent Wtf. No. Stahp
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
dutchster: the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities
dutchster: there are so many emojis why do people still text me with words
dutchster: “Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage”
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: trying to sleep during the summer
dutchster: do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
dutchster: oh
dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: i’m sleeping under the christmas tree because i’m a gift
dutchster: when it’s cold outside
dutchster: maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby
dutchster: don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it
dutchster:maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby
dutchster: when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week
dutchster: sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
dutchster: imagine a bag of trash with the words “handle with care” and “fragile” written on it. that would be me
dutchster: If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law
dutchster:homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all
dutchster: society: dare to be different!society: whoa not THAT different you freak
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster: trying to find someone you like who likes you back
dutchster: when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet
dutchster: when you look inside the toilet before you flush
dutchster: whisper the three words every girl wants to hear: “let’s order pizza”
dutchster: when the teacher is looking at me while talking
dutchster: IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
dutchster:yeah i can cook, do you like shrimp?
