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dutchster: society: dare to be different!society: whoa not THAT different you freak
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dutchster: *only says “i love you” to dogs and people on the internet*
dutchster: if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park
dutchster: i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment No you’re notYou’re not fucking sorry
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
dutchster: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
dutchster: theirs: a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
dutchster: dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you
dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law
dutchster: do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
dutchster: if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
dutchster: spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town
dutchster: I’m laughing but I’m actually so terrified for you americans
dutchster: get rich or die 9 times trying
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster:you got me a puppy?! oh boy!
dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
dutchster: roachpatrol: nentindo: there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden these sound completely legit
dutchster: reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space
dutchster: you heard her, now have some respect and let it go, stop reblogging the pictures
dutchster: hemonizer: So many things happening in this gif: JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
dutchster: #googleglassproblems
dutchster: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
dutchster: when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: *stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*“yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner
dutchster: trying to send a dick pic like
dutchster: i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
dutchster: i’m glad bo shares my thought on this
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
dutchster: life would be so much more fun if porn music randomly started playing in awkward situations
dutchster: staff: Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day. Staff are you okay?
dutchster: when people in front of me walk slow
dutchster: “you’re cute”cute like you wanna pinch my cheeks or cute like you wanna make love to me
dutchster: catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce: mileycryrus: Miley and Katy Perry kissing during Adore You Rihanna bout to kill a bitch i kissed a girl and i didn’t like it ♪
dutchster: awkwardvagina: awkwardvagina: in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster: dennys: lol did dennys just meme us
dutchster: look at that dog trying to help
dutchster: the way dogs act when i see them again makes me feel like i’m doing something right in my life
dutchster: it’s way too cold to get out of bed and participate in life
dutchster: SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
dutchster: don’t underestimate the lengths i will go just to pet a puppy i see in the distance
dutchster:when they say the name of the movie in the movie
dutchster: when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
dutchster: when it’s cold outside
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
